第1节

Section 1

I, Lu… didn’t cheat. Ahem, sorry, wrong scene. I, Lin Mo, didn’t cheat! I, Lin Mo, didn’t spend any money! I, Lin Mo, am where I am today entirely because of myself! “That’s right, that’s so well said, it’s absolutely true…” Many Lin Mo’s in the audience stood up and applauded. A moment later, Lin Mo from the Wuxia world stepped forward: "Nothing much to say. Today I'll show you my indestructible body, capable of splitting mountains and shattering rocks!" Lin Mo from the Highschool of the Dead world followed suit: "I can't compare to my Wuxia self, so I'll just have to kill a few zombies to liven things up." Lin Mo from the DanMachi world added: "Then I'll use my divine grace to slay a dragon and serve it as a snack." Lin Mo from the Godslayer world wasn't to be outdone: "Slaying a dragon is nothing! I'll go slay a god and show you what a god looks like." Lin Mo from the Daily Life Anime World spread his hands: "I can neither slay dragons nor gods, so I'll just have to show you what it means to have an unyielding penis, to sleep with a hundred women at night, and to manage ten thousand concubines by day." Lin Mo from the Cultivation World held a scroll: "I won't embarrass myself, but who wants my latest and improved dual cultivation method?" "Me!" "I want it." "Give it to me, give it to me..."

我，卢……没有开挂。咳咳，不好意思，走错片场了。我，林默，没有开挂！我，林默，没有氪金！我，林默，之所以有今天，全靠我自己！“没错，说的太好了，简直就是名言至理……”台下诸多林默纷纷起身鼓掌。稍许，武侠世界林默站出来：“没啥好说的。今天我就给各位表演一下金刚不坏，开山碎石！”学院默示录世界林默紧随其后：“我比不了武侠世界的我，那就只好给大家杀几只丧尸助助兴。”地错世界林默随即补充道：“那我就用神之恩赐屠只龙拿来给大家当下酒菜尝尝。”弑神者世界林默不甘示弱：“屠龙算什么？我这就去弑只神让大家见见神明长啥样。”日常理番世界林默双手一摊：“我既屠不了龙，也弑不了神，那就只好给大家表演一下啥叫金枪不倒，夜御百女，日理万姬。”修仙世界的林默手捧一卷书：“我就不献丑了，最新研究改良的双修法谁要？”“我！”“我要。”“给我给我……”