第1章 我这辈子最恨舔狗了

I hate simps more than anything in my life.

[No simps, it's all up to the audience's imagination. A steady start, an invincible and exhilarating story later on.]

Li Huai, an ultimate simp who was dumped by a scumbag girl, vowed never to be a simp again in his next life!

As a result, he transmigrated and became a notorious sycophant in the cultivation world!

[Ding! The host's current situation is extremely dire. The Gift Return System has been activated!]

[System Introduction: Send gifts to beautiful female cultivators and receive generous returns!]

Li Huai was dumbfounded! Giving gifts makes you stronger? Isn't this just sending me back to my old ways?!

[Match detected: Sect Saintess Liu Ruyan! Return multiplier: 10000x!]

[Ding! You gifted Liu Ruyan 1 low-grade spirit stone and 1 body tempering pill, triggering a critical hit return!]

[Critical Hit Reward: 10,000 Top-Grade Spirit Stones! 10,000 Immortal-Breaking Pills!]

Holy crap! It can even crit?! Low-grade spirit stones instantly turn into top-grade spirit stones! This system is amazing!

From then on, the cultivation world had one more seed of "devotion".

Send me a broken magic weapon, and the system will return a peerless immortal artifact! Send me a few spiritual herbs, and the system will return a top-grade immortal pill!

Others mocked him for being a simp, but little did they know that after each "gift-giving," his system warehouse was overflowing with cultivation resources!

When he stood at the pinnacle of the cultivation world, looking down upon all living beings, those who had once mocked him discovered with horror—

This "sycophant" they've cursed their whole lives is actually an invincible being!

【不舔狗，全靠观众脑补。前期稳一手，后期无敌爽文】
李坏，一个被渣女甩掉的究极舔狗，发誓下辈子再也不当舔狗了！
结果一朝穿越，他竟成了修仙界一个声名狼藉的舔狗！
【叮！检测到宿主当前处境极度悲惨，赠礼返还系统已激活！】
【系统简介：给漂亮女修送礼，即可获得超额返还！】
李坏懵了！送礼就能变强？这特么不是让我重操旧业吗？！
【检测到匹配对象：宗门圣女柳如烟！返还倍率：10000倍！】
【叮！您对柳如烟赠送下品灵石x1，淬体丹×1，触发赠暴击返还！】
【暴击返还：极品灵石x10000！破仙丹x10000！】
卧槽！还能暴击？！下品灵石秒变极品灵石！这系统也太香了吧！
从此，修仙界多了一个“痴情”的种子。
送个破烂法宝，系统返还绝世仙器！送几株灵草，系统返还极品仙丹！
别人嘲笑他是舔狗，殊不知他每次“送礼”后，系统仓库里都堆满了修炼资源！
当他站在修仙界之巅，俯瞰众生时，那些曾经嘲笑他的人却惊恐地发现——
这个被他们骂了一辈子的“舔狗”，竟然是真正的无敌存在！