第1章 系统BUG？我18岁，你管我叫老将？

System bug? I'm 18, and you're calling me an old man?

At the age of 18, I was rejected by Manchester United's youth academy and, disheartened, decided to retire.

As a result, a system with poor eyesight contacted me.

[Ding! Host's despair detected; 'Veteran's Comeback System' activated!]

[Scanning in progress... Name: Liao Huitang. Age: 38. Physical condition: Severe decline (35% of peak physical condition)]

Me: ?! I'm only 18! Which eye of yours saw me as 38?!

System: [Host's bodily functions are detected to be in poor condition. New player compensation gift pack issued!]

[Congratulations, host, you have acquired the peak physical abilities of 'Iron Man' Nedved!]

[Congratulations, host, you have obtained: 'Zidane-level' ball control and awareness (trial version)!]

Thus, a football bug was born.

When I outran the entire team in a training match, the system replied: [Host, you're still going strong and your charm hasn't diminished!]

When I blasted open the top spot with an unstoppable, S-shaped free kick, the system announced: 【'The older, the more formidable' mission complete; your brilliance remains undiminished!】

When Sir Alex Ferguson dismissed me as head coach on the spot, the system reported: [Host is highly respected and has earned the approval of a legend!]

The whole world thinks I'm a precocious genius, but only I know that I'm just a young man forced by the system to "rely on my seniority"!

18岁这年，我被曼联青训淘汰，心灰意冷决定退役。
结果，一个眼神不好的系统找上了我。
【叮！检测到宿主心如死灰，‘老将复出系统’激活！】
【扫描中……姓名：廖惠堂。年龄：38岁。身体状态：严重衰退（巅峰期35%）】
我：？我才18！你哪只眼睛看到我38了？！
系统：【检测到宿主身体机能堪忧，发放新手补偿大礼包！】
【恭喜宿主获得：‘铁人’内德维德的巅峰体能！】
【恭喜宿主获得：‘齐达内级’球感意识（体验版）！】
从此，一个足坛BUG诞生了。
当我在训练赛上跑垮了全队，系统：【宿主老当益壮，魅力不减当年！】
当我用一脚不讲道理的S型任意球轰开榜首大门，系统：【‘越老越妖’任务完成，风采依旧！】
当弗格森爵士为我当场罢免主教练，系统：【宿主德高望重，已获传奇认可！】
全世界都以为我是个少年老成的天才，只有我知道，我只是个被系统逼着“倚老卖老”的年轻人！