第1章 孝子打碗，我得长生

A filial son breaks the bowl, and I will live forever

[Protagonist, villain both have online IQ] + [No female protagonist (there are female characters, after all, it is not parthenogenesis)] + [Eternal Life] + [Old Six] + [System Point Addition Panel] + [All Points Defense in the Early Stage, Hexagonal Warrior in the Later Stage]
At the beginning, he smashed the bowl and ate the feast. The undertaker-Li Chuchen made a fortune by relying on the dead! He obtained all the laws of heaven by relying on the dead! He lived forever by relying on the dead! The dead were full of treasures!
While others are desperately pursuing immortality, Li Chuchen squats on the grave and knocks the wooden fish again, [gaining the deceased's life span! ]
While others were still cultivating hard, Li Chuchen squatted on the grave and knocked on the wooden fish. [Get endless attribute points!] [Get the last wish of the deceased!]
While others were fighting to grab treasures, Li Chuchen squatted on the grave and knocked the wooden fish again, [Get the immortal method of the dead! ] [Get the great fortune! ]
With endless life in hand, you can look down upon the immortals in the sky with a smile; not a single one of them can endure you.
Secret techniques, divine bodies, and destiny, no one can take these into the coffin.
Looking for dragons and dividing gold, opening coffins and robbing tombs, I, Li Chuchen, dig up the tombs of immortals.
When he killed Master Laoliu and walked out of the coffin shop in the secular town with Brother Shan Ji, he had already seen through the unpredictable human heart.
Step into the fairy world where heroes emerge, and experience the fighting among clans, the craze of cultivating immortals, and the era of destroying law.
Witness the changes of power in the Eternal Immortal Dynasty, the fall of the Supreme Dao Ancestor, and the collapse of the Way of Heaven.
Sitting alone at the end of eternity, when my beloved friend sinks into the long river of history, I witness the departure of an old friend.
I will squat at the door of a powerful enemy, and before I die, I will stab you in the kidney and then inherit all your wealth.
All the truths in the world are contained in the two long and short swords!
(Based on the feedback from readers, some of the early plots and the toxic points have been deleted.

【主角，反派智商双在线】+【无女主(有女性角色，毕竟不是单性繁殖)】+【长生】+【老六】+【系统加点面板】+【前期全点防御，后期六边形战士】
开局摔碗吃席，送葬师-李出尘靠死人发家致富！靠死人得诸天万法！靠死人万古长生！死人身上全是宝！
当别人苦苦追求长生，李出尘蹲坟头再敲一声木鱼，【得亡者阴寿！】
当别人还在费力苦修，李出尘蹲坟头敲一声木鱼，【得无尽属性点！】【得亡者遗愿！】
当别人厮杀夺宝，李出尘蹲坟头又敲一声木鱼，【得亡者仙法！】【得大千造化！】
无尽寿元在手，笑看天上仙人，一个能熬的都没有。
秘法，神体，造化，没人可以把这些带进棺材里。
寻龙分金，开棺倒斗，我李出尘挖的就是仙人墓。
手刃老六师傅，带着山鸡哥从世俗小镇的棺材铺走出时，便已看透人心叵测。
踏入枭雄并起的仙界，经历门阀混战，修仙狂潮，灭法时代。
见证万古仙朝权利更迭，无上道祖陨落，天道崩塌。
独坐万古长生尽头，当红颜挚友沉入历史长河，我见证故人离去。
蹲强敌门口，咽气前再给你腰子来一刀，再继承你的全部身家。
天底下所有的道理，都在两把长短横刀之上！
（根据读者书评集中反馈的问题，前期部分情节及反馈的毒点已做删