I, the poor monk Wu Se, was kicked down the mountain by my master. I awakened my innate divine eyes [Inner Demon Guide], which can see through all the good and evil in the world!
Master said that Buddhism is not a sword, and compassion is not a fist.
But I think that to deal with evil people, we have to use "physical Buddhism"!
[You see the real estate tycoon surrounded by black energy, and with a backhanded strike of the sword, he "cuts off his three thousand strands of worry"!]
If you encounter a bully bullying the weak on the street, use a set of "Vajra Fist" to force him to "become a Buddha on the spot"!
[You heard that the demon Quan Xing had committed many evil deeds, and sneered: "Donor, I think you have a connection with my Buddha!"]
You encountered a high-ranking Taoist priest from the Heavenly Master's Mansion on Mount Longhu, and due to a disagreement, a fight ensued: "Master Taoist, take one of my cassock demon-subduing techniques!"
A few years later, the name of a "mad monk" resounded throughout the world of extraordinary people, and countless evil people were terrified at the mention of "bald head".
And the evil woman Xia He, who had been accidentally broken by this poor monk and now fell into the devil's lair, also came to the door.
Xia He (licking her red lips): "Little monk, you've been hiding for so many years, isn't it time to come out? I want to see if you can still 'save' me now."
Zhang Lingyu (with a gloomy expression): "This evil woman is the root of all evil and must be killed! You monk, stop meddling in other people's business!"
Wu Se (holding a sword, with a solemn appearance): "Amitabha, I have resolved my karma myself."
"Witch, the sea of suffering is endless, turn back now. If reason doesn't make sense..."
"I, a poor monk, have no choice but to shave your head myself!"
The filthy beasts dangled sweet baits to lure the docile souls into the abyss...
Under the indifference of the Old Ones, who carry the weight of faith, only the Law Enforcer is left to settle all matters...
Li Mubai returned to the early 1980s and became wealthy thanks to his foresight. Coincidentally, CCTV's "Journey to the West" was facing funding difficulties, and Li Mubai generously contributed to the production and casting.
Everyone else was looking at the monkey, but Li Mubai was searching the world for a beautiful female fairy.
Li Mubai promotes talented individuals regardless of their kinship: his fiancée Zhu Lin plays the Queen of the Kingdom of Women, the fairy Chang'e is left to his confidante Gong Xue, and his good sister He Qing plays Lianlian...
Li Mubai, who is outside the play, has become the "Tang Monk" coveted by all kinds of female demons.
After the filming of "Journey to the West" was finally completed, the crew of "Dream of Red Mansions" started casting.
Li Mubai worked hard to make Xiaoxu and Lili's Dai Chai a classic, and outside the play he became the robbed brother Bao.
Immediately after the casting of "Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio", Chen Hong, He Saifei and other good sisters set their sights on the popular Li Mubai.
Who said beauties in the 1980s were reserved? Li Mubai was surrounded by beautiful women, and every night he had to pedal hard!
He traveled through a game world set in a magical remake of World War I, becoming a hapless imprisoned man in London. Luckily, he knew the plot well and possessed a cheat code that allowed him to replicate other people's abilities. Since fate had already condemned him to a life sentence, he decided to set the mountain on fire. "Miss Witch, how can you govern a country with these insects?" "Madam, you don't want your general husband to discover you're a spy for the Six Nations, do you?" "Go ahead, Princess, what are you hesitating about? Failure is treason, success is revolution!" "You ask what's on board? Nothing, just a few thousand guns... Arms smuggling? Don't slander me! I'm clearly supporting a just cause!" ... and so on. By establishing a secret organization, operating an underground industry, weaving a spy network, and collecting hardcore...
It's better to be a beggar than a concubine. Shen Qing despairs of her status. The heroine still has two years to go. She is the lowest-ranking concubine in the heroine's harem. Her father is incompetent, she has no money and no power. It seems that there is no way out except waiting for the emperor's favor. And she has a face that attracts people. If she fights, she has no capital. If she doesn't fight, she will be bullied. Or else, she will wait for two years for the heroine to enter the palace to help her ensure that she can survive until the emperor dies? This seems like a good idea, but she never expected that the heroine would not enter the palace, and she would become the most favored concubine by the emperor's side. What should she do? Can she still survive?
P.S. This article is about palace fighting, not pure, those who are disgusted should not read
In the Dalong Dynasty, Qingzhang County, at the Fengman Restaurant, Jiang Che traveled through time and space, born as an apprentice in the kitchen. After ten years of apprenticeship, he finally mastered his knife skills, mastering everything from delicate carving to the bold chopping of bones. Eighteen years later, he finally awakened his proficiency system. His skills evolved from bone chopping to carving, then to the two, merging them into one, becoming the Butcher Ding's Ox-Slicing Technique. From Ox-Slicing to Tiger Subduing. From Tiger Subduing to Dragon Slaying. From Dragon Slaying to Immortal Shattering. From this, a roughneck wielding two butcher knives turned the fantasy world upside down.
Wen Chan, who had just retired from the Quick-Travel Villain Department, opened her eyes and found herself traveling again.
She remembered that when she was a villain, the system told her that after the mission was over, it would compensate her with various handsome men.
Ok, family, it’s finally her turn to have a sweet love!
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In the small town dungeon, players from all walks of life fight desperately with terrifying monsters just to get the key to pass the level from them.
Wen Chan hugged her trembling boyfriend and comforted him softly, "Don't be afraid, I will protect you."
In the cruise ship dungeon, players not only have to fight against sea monsters, but also have to prevent counterattacks from NPCs and players.
Wen Chan pulled her boyfriend, who was as soft as boneless, and whispered to him, "You must follow me closely, okay?"
In the ghost story copy, players from all walks of life abide by strange rules while exploring the truth and trying to escape.
Wen Chan went to watch the show with her timid boyfriend Gossip, "Remember not to play with this group of weird people, it makes you stupid just looking at them."
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While others are running for their lives, Wen Chan is looking for a partner.
While others were solving puzzles, Wen Chan was dating.
Player: "Are you crazy? Why are you dating the evil god again?"
Wen Chan's pupils were shocked: "Huh? Isn't this the welfare bureau given to me by the quick-travel system?"
Player: "Quick travel is a thing from hundreds of years ago. This is a horror game dungeon!"
Wen Chan: "..."
The "delicate" boyfriend behind her stretched out his dark tentacles and wrapped them around her waist: "Baby, I'm already clean, come and love me~"
Wen Chan: "I don't care! This is the benefit given to me!"
Players: “…”
This love-brained guy has a clear rate of 0, why is he still alive!
At the beginning in the Dragon Rider world, you should develop first and plan your strength.
The plot might be changed, and the protagonist should be considered an ordinary man with the power of a knight, not a hero.
The 555 world was added due to force majeure.
A BA x Kamen Rider fanfiction, an extended Kamen Rider story based on Kiwotos.
The story begins with the erosion rain half a year ago. An abnormal phenomenon called pollution begins to appear in Kivotos. The polluted place is called pollutant, and the pollutant will generate strange people called corrosive bodies.
The protagonist is Xia Lai's teacher, who transforms into Kamen Rider AIM by chance.
(This is my first time writing a fanfiction, please don’t blame me if it’s not good)
ooc and other issues can be pointed out
Born a fairy, he is full of strange ideas. He loves to be a hero and fight for justice, and he has all the fame and benefits!
Even the immortal sect has its share of filth, including old monsters, demons, and clowns. If they upset me, I'll kill a god like I'll kill a dog!
——Fang Gui from Niutou Village, visits the fairyland!
【Heishan Laogui (heishanlaogui99)】
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