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A Chinese man, a typical nerdy guy, tragically died while sailing through the Bermuda Triangle, but his journey transported him to pre-World War II Europe. Thereafter, history took a dramatic turn. Messerschmitt aircraft filled the skies above the British Isles, and the Iron Cross flag flew over the walls of Moscow. Zhang Chengtian stood before a crowd of reporters, a broad smile on his face: "We will bring justice to the world."

That year I got a strange disease that couldn't be cured.

Until that night when the blood moon was high in the sky and my house was decorated with lights, I have had an invisible husband ever since.

It was also at that time that my mother warned me solemnly that I must be loyal to my husband and keep a distance from other men, otherwise it would bring disaster!

When I was nineteen, I broke my vow, and he...appeared.

Ye Xiao makes a stunning entrance: What's all the noise about? Young Master is the main character! Young Master's motto is to trample on all the best and only create the most exquisite thing in the world!

[Entertainment + Daily Life + Plagiarism + No Aggression]

P.S.: This is an entertainment story, mostly slice-of-life. It might be a bit slow-paced at the beginning, so please don't read if you don't like that.

A chance act of kindness led to Fang Can being blessed by a wishing cat with special abilities. From then on, the young man, filled with scholarly spirit, freely expressed the fearlessness of youth.

His cross-dressing portrayal of Yang Guifei was hailed as the most beautiful Yang Guifei, gaining him millions of followers overnight. His portrayal of the First Emperor was majestic and domineering, earning official praise. His Pei Yanzhi, dressed in red, singing "Though lowly in rank, I dare not forget my duty to the nation," moved the entire internet. His Nezha cosplay captivated countless young women...

At that time, gazing at the glittering entertainment industry, he had always wanted to go in and see for himself, but once he did...

Current wish: None

[Fulfillment Quest: Complete one Sailor Moon transformation (Completed).]

[Wish Reward: ......]

Current wish: 1

[Fulfillment Mission: Gain 100,000 followers on the Douyin App. (Incomplete)]

[Wish Reward: Emotional Aura...]

The introduction is insufficient; please refer to the main text if you are an expert.

#Silly story, just have fun! # = [If you had a chance, would you want to get close to the police academy team?] Without hesitation, I answered first, [Get close! Of course! Starting at the police academy is best!] Then, I magically arrived in the world of Detective Conan, dragging my suitcase in front of the police academy. Me: "?" System: [Your wish is granted. Go and report for duty~ After the book finishes a complete story, we can go back!] I looked down at my outfit, patted my flat chest, and exclaimed in surprise, "I've become a man?" System: [No, a woman disguised as a man.] Me: "?" Why disguise myself as a man? And how did I pass the police academy physical exam?? System: [We only have old-fashioned scripts here. Disguising oneself as a man was a popular element back then. Don't worry, you can use a voice imitation, your voice won't be a problem.] Me: "...Won't this really be discovered? And I don't speak Japanese." System: [Proficiency in multiple languages ​​is essential for old-fashioned scripts. I've already equipped you with that.] Besides, you still have special silver hair.】 Me: "Got it, I'll go get a checkup now to see if it's albinism or some kind of early cancer." System: 【? ? Shouldn't you suspect you're Gin's sister or something? A powerful older brother and a love-hate relationship are popular tropes in old-school dramas.】 Me (completely misplaced focus): "Why the younger sister? I want to be the older sister!!" System: 【...Fine. Then take some half-finished drug to reduce your age a few times and become the older sister who looks like the younger sister.】 Me: "Is this all arranged? No, I should say how I've survived until now, no, no, if I really had this identity, how would I survive into the future—" System: 【The old-school drama team thoughtfully provides you with initial skills, you can choose two: Love at First Sight Card, Popularity Card, Weathering With You Card...】 Me: "I want the Incredible Strength Card and the Swift as the Wind Card, do you have them? I want them." System: 【?】 System: 【...Fine.】 = I crossed over into another dimension in one fell swoop. Luckily, the flow of time was different from that of the Conan world, and I was still enjoying a long summer vacation. I could still contact my sisters on my phone. I happily shared in our little group chat, and my sisters exclaimed, "Really? Come on, send me lots and lots of sexy photos!!" I replied, "Okay." I boldly knocked on the door next door and said as it opened, "Hi, Morofushi, can I take a picture of you after you shower?" Morofushi: "?" "I want to record every beautiful moment of our police academy." Morofushi: "..." Do I have to record this too...? = "Holding an old-fashioned script and sticking together in the police academy" × "Magically modified old-fashioned script and sticking together in the police academy" √ The heroine's superhuman strength is the kind that can lift a car (), and her speed is the kind that can race cars and dodge bullets? In short, she should have been holding an old-fashioned Mary Sue script, but instead picked up an old-fashioned overpowered protagonist version of an invincible, funny, and sarcastic heroine. Just have fun! =CP issue... I think with the female lead's personality, she'll probably be all about close male friends (thinking) plus she's got maximum boyfriend potential. I haven't decided on a specific CP yet, so it's possible there won't be one. Or maybe the main story will be CP-free, focusing on silliness and going home, and a CP will be introduced in the side stories~</p>

"How shameful! Absolutely shameful!" "Yes, the Eight Leaves One Blade Style has a curse that brings misfortune to wives and friends. It's one thing to bring misfortune to your own wife, but to bring misfortune to someone else's wife? What kind of nonsense is that?" "And you call yourself the Imperial Peach Blossom Sword, and you even became a Sword Saint? You're so pathetic! Don't you think so, Rean Schwarzer?" "Ugh, I can't stand it anymore. Here are two gifts, and I'll give you one more chance. Go back in time and create a different future." Someone said this...

The wicked Xiao Li transmigrates into a book and becomes the vicious princess who is infatuated with the second male lead.

He abused his power to oppress others and seized things by force, so he deserved to be treated coldly and hated. Then he was schemed against and lost his innocence, went into despair, suffered a difficult birth, and even died to benefit others.

It's hilarious, she couldn't stand this pathetic plot at all.

Flip the table! Divorce him! So what if we all die together?

The crazy princess kicked her husband, slashed at the princess, and threw tantrums and acted mad, so everyone avoided her.

later:

The poor young master from a noble family was caught and bullied by her until he was in tears.

The sinister and ruthless chief eunuch knelt down devoutly to put on her shoes.

The young and handsome top scholar was her pen that guided the world.

The mighty and towering war god general was her invincible sword.

Finally, he held absolute power and reigned supreme over the world.

She was born noble and was never anyone's supporting character!

It's a female empress novel, a satisfying read, with a romance plot and children, but the men don't have any official status.

In her previous life, Han Cuiyin was the daughter of an abandoned woman, and neither her father's nor her mother's family recognized her identity.

Because of her stunning beauty, she always attracts unwanted romantic advances.

By a twist of fate, she married into the Duke of Dingguo's mansion to bring good luck to the heir, whom she considered a ill-fated relationship.

Framed by her concubine in the backyard, she was drowned in a pig cage. On the same day, her birth mother appeared, and mother and daughter went to the Yellow Springs together.

Heaven does not forsake those with unfortunate fates; she transmigrated to the Realm of Immortality and became the Jade Rakshasa Fairy for a thousand years.

Later, she perished together with the Great Demon King and returned to her first life, where she is still in Yan Family Village.

Just a few days after being reborn, he found himself entangled in a karmic entanglement from his past life, sporting a dark expression.

A Twisted Fate: "The young lady saved my life, so perhaps..."

"A life-saving grace is worth 100,000 taels of silver."

Han Cuiyin interrupted him directly, forcing the aristocratic young master to write an IOU.

......

She thought the two would never cross paths, but her mother was taken away from the nunnery by her biological father's stepmother and disappeared without a trace.

With a dark complexion, Han Cuiyin had no choice but to enter the capital and live in the Han family mansion as a cousin.

The vast Han mansion was no longer peaceful because of her arrival.

The Han family bullied her openly and secretly, but at night she was plagued by nightmares and struck by lightning, suffering unspeakable pain.

Han Cuiyin suffered torment in the Han family, but with the help of the Grand Princess, she also obtained Qing Shuang Mountain from the Grand Princess.

It also deepened the entanglement with the karmic ties from the previous life.

It wasn't until she discovered that her friend from the Realm of Immortality had also come to the Realm of Konoha that a series of changes occurred.

The spiritual energy in Konoha has completely disappeared.

On the sixth day of the sixth lunar month, she returned to her ancestral home, and Han Cuiyin's face had long since regained its fair complexion.

When the people of the Han family saw the girl in the green dress who had unleashed lightning punishment in their dream, they all trembled with fear.

From that moment on, the peaceful life of the Han family was shattered.