I just got slapped in the face by the ice queen with a pregnancy test form, and she said she wanted to abort my child.

The next second, my brain exploded with a "ding" sound!

[The host's top-tier bloodline has been detected, meeting the binding conditions...]

[Dialogue Dad System, activated!]

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining: Newbie Gift Pack - Basic Hacking Skills! ]

Watching her resolutely leaving figure, the system task suddenly appeared:

[Main Quest: Know Yourself and Know Your Enemy! ]

[Mission Description: As the child's father, you must find out the true predicament of the child's mother, Lin Wanqing, within 72 hours and prevent her from making the wrong decision!]

[Quest Reward: Inspiration Fragment "Hope and Tomorrow"!]

I laughed.

Dilemma? There is no dilemma for a dad like me!

My Queen wife, just go ahead and I will take care of everything behind you!

Accidentally chosen by a deeply perverse law of nature, he must once again embody the glory of enslaving three thousand women and ascending to sainthood. Equipped with a magical little dark room called the Star Palace, the protagonist journeys through the universe, kidnapping, forcing, bewitching, and deceiving beautiful women. Imagine tricking a beautiful woman into going to KFC (for sex), then dumping her into a dark room and taking her away, only to continue committing the crime in another world. Isn't that thrilling and shameless? This is fiction, not reality! Therefore, the heroine must be completely unconventional. Those who aren't virgins are side characters, destined for horrible deaths! They don't even get the chance to be used as human urinals! 0① "The Legend of Lu Xiaofeng" [From Now On, Shameless]...

Beichen Xi, a boy shrouded in mystery, hails from the mythical and legendary land of Huaxia. He's widely hailed as the most likely candidate to win the world's junior tennis championship. He loves tennis, yet he's never seriously challenged his opponents. He loves competition, yet he never lets his opponents score a single point. He loves a challenge, yet he exploits his opponents' strengths. －－－－－－－－－...[A little confusing]

Group: 853344903

This is a world composed of TV series and movies such as The Antique Bureau Wars, Love in a Puff, Pride and Prejudice, Beauty at First Sight, You Are Too Beautiful, Mr. Six, Tough Guy, The Elite Lawyer, Nothing But Thirty, The Best of Times, The Lost Tomb, and Ghost Blows Out the Light.

There is also the world of Love in the Courtyard, Under the Zhengyang Gate, and the little women under the Zhengyang Gate...

See how Dongxu shuttles between two worlds to become a wealthy man, creates different sparks with the heroines, and enjoys a wonderful life.

After a rebirth, I finally understand that a man's respect and favor are never reliable. Since that's the case, I'll rely on myself to win a new life of splendor and elegance. Your stepmother plotted to murder you, your sister was treacherous, so I'll destroy your support and pluck out your wings. See what arrogance you still have? Your grandmother is a hypocrite, your father is hypocritical and exploitative. Then I'll tear off your disguise and sever your hopes. See what you can still scheme with? Watch her, in her splendid gown, fight her stepmother, punish the scumbag, disrupt the government, and prosper! But, man who dares to scheme against her, stop right there. Who gave you permission to scheme against me?

Lin Yu traveled through time and came to an Ultra World.

Why is he so sure? Perhaps it's because the city outside is flying up in the hands of the twin monsters cosplaying as spinning tops.

It doesn't matter, Seven will break his leg, Leo will take action!

Just stay away and lie down. The water in Ultra World is too deep to grasp.

Wait, what the hell are Golzan who shakes the earth and Melba who breaks the sky?

What do you mean you've never heard of Ultraman, and only know that God Kirielod will protect humans?

What is the development of the Absolut tribe’s declaration to all mankind on Earth?

What the hell is the appointment letter of the captain of the Earth United Defense Force?

Lin Yu fell into deep thought.

"Now that things have come to this, let's play games first."

Lin Yu took out his mobile phone, which showed an app called Monster Raising Game.

[King Aire's training level is 100%, currently in Seven TV. Do you want to summon him?]

[Jetton defeated Triga and devoured the Eternal Core fragment. His cultivation level has reached +90%, and his cultivation level has reached 100%. He is currently in Triga TV. Please choose your evolutionary direction!]

[The Colorful Dragon's cultivation level is 10%. It is currently in the Kingdom of Light Universe. Please develop a training plan for it.]

The world awakened to consciousness.

It was surprised to find that these "little animals" on its body did many "unauthorized" things to its body.

At midnight on the Gregorian New Year of 2018, a voice appeared in the minds of all citizens: "Hello, parasites."

A ruthless man who doesn't talk much. One against ten Death God tops vs. a fake White Lotus. Kill you Water God bottom.

Ronghua High School

The current situation of the lambs being raised: ignorance is bliss, stupidity is wisdom - Thousands of people's survival challenge

【Wolf Village】

The most primitive evil lurking in the remote forest - the infected version of the werewolf game

【Yoko】

How can I make you love me as much as you love her? - Endless Rainy Night

[Part 2: The Life-Extending Game (tentative title) is available for pre-order next door]

Amway pre-collect new pit:

2. Your little ghost is online!

Someone stepped on Bai Ling's grave.

Who is so blind as to step on his pillow???

The irritable mountain king was in a bad mood when he woke up. He looked up and saw that the culprit was tall and handsome, and most importantly, he was full of yang energy.

It looks delicious at first glance (-﹃-)

Bai Ling decided to absorb this reserve food.

Reserve Food: A-choo! Why does my back feel a little cold?

Chuiliang calmly opened his Yin-Yang eyes, wanting to see what the daring evil spirit that followed him this time was capable of. But when he turned around -

The ghost following behind... is quite "ferocious".

later--

Reserve Food: You want to absorb Yang energy, right? I’ll let you absorb enough tonight.

Bai Ling: GUNA!

This is a story about a little ghost who wants to absorb Yang energy but fails repeatedly.

2. The Little Evil Cat Will Pierce You to Death [Quick Transmigration] (This is a really serious cat-loving article)

The "Little Devil Will Make You Mad" system produced by the Cannon Fodder Revenge Alliance has a single and clear goal: to make things difficult for the protagonist who is the winner in life.

but--

Received: (Testing the edge of adding to the problem)

System: ...Is the blockage you added a little crooked?

Product feedback from a winner in life: This system has filled my empty heart and the void in my love life. Five-star rating.

Product feedback from someone who wanted to piss people off but was pissed off by the system: The quality of your products is so crappy that I'll just be cannon fodder for the rest of my life!!!

Predestined world:

Asceticism, transcending tribulation, powerful top x inner demon, bottom

Obsessed with studying, sucking the roommate's academic bully X, crazy messing with the roommate

3. Encountering evil spirits

I suddenly realized that my bedroom was covered with ashes. It seemed that I had been burning incense and money for someone day and night without knowing it.

And next to my pillow lies a tablet named "Huo Cong".

I traveled through time and space and came to Old Cheng’s house.

My father is a famous bully in the early Tang Dynasty. In the Cheng family, brothers fight tigers together. If there are six of us going into battle, are you afraid?

What else is there for the Cheng family's third son to be afraid of after having eaten the heart of a bear and the courage of a leopard and drunk the soup of the heart of a wolf and the lung of a dog?

"Dad, Mom, I've brought you some beggar's chicken to eat."

"Hehe... Little Sizi, where did these lotus leaves come from?"

"Brother Cheng San and I picked them in the Lotus Garden."

"...As expected, Cheng! Old! Third!"

"Daddy, Mommy, what's wrong with you? You look so scary."

"Zhao Kun, tell Cheng Lao San that if that brat dares to approach the Lotus Garden again, I will break his legs."

"Dad, Mom, I've brought you some delicious food again."

The face of Emperor Li Shimin of the Tang Dynasty turned a little dark.

The virtuous Empress Changsun had veins visible on her smooth forehead.

"Dad, Mom, I brought you some delicious bamboo rice today."

"Isn't this the clump of bamboo that I like best?"

"Brother Cheng San made something delicious. Dad, Mom, please try it..."

"Hehehe... Cheng Laosan, good, good, good... Mm, delicious! Not bad!"

"Daddy, why do you like to grit your teeth when you speak?"

"Really? Hahahaha... You must have seen it wrong, little Sizi. Wait a minute, Daddy has something to do..."

"Go, tell that bastard Cheng Sanlang that if he dares to touch a single blade of grass or tree in this palace again, I will beat him to death."