First grade, Horatio: Headmaster, look, use this scythe of mine to hook out the soul, then lock it in this lamp and roast it with the fire.
Second grader Horatio: Principal, look at this cabbage! It can increase in value infinitely and even kill the basilisk in an instant!
Third grader Horatio: Principal, do you think this soul contract could arm the Dementors into my army of Soul Reapers?
Fourth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look, this gravity magic can pull down meteorites from outer space to strengthen Durmstrang and Beauxbatons College.
Fifth grade, Horatio: Principal, you said if I projected this mark onto the moon, everyone who saw it would be brainwashed into a believer in houttuynia cordata, and the houttuynia cordata I planted in the Forbidden Forest would sell like hotcakes.
Sixth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look! The tree that grows from this seed can convert cosmic energy into magical seeds. Then all of humanity can become wizards, mastering both technology and magic. Conquering the stars will be just around the corner!
Seventh grader Horatio: Principal, look...
Dumbledore: "Enough talk. Take out your wand. It's either you or me today."
(Updates are irregular, written for my own amusement and humor, featuring multiple female characters)
Zhao Hao, a young man from the 21st century, transmigrates to a cultivation world. He rises from a menial disciple in a sect, awakening a billion-fold return system. Any resources consumed will be returned a billion times in quantity, and gifts given away will be returned a billion times in quality! Watch as Zhao Hao rises to prominence in the cultivation world!
(Genshin Impact) (No CP) (Multiple avatars) (Small knife in the early stage, perfect in the later stage) (Card pool character) (The avatar will be resurrected in the later stage)
In order to save his sister, Jiang Mumu came to the continent of Teyvat and let the seven clones grow up freely. When the plot began, he frantically collected emotional feedback from players and game characters.
- Mondstadt, she is Diluc's only biological sister, a non-staff member of the Knights of Favonius, the favorite of all Mondstadts, and even has a good relationship with ladies...
- Liyue, she is the youngest Liyue Qixing in charge of the Thousand Winds Army, and she works hard for the security of Liyue, and has close relationships with Ningguang, Ganyu and others...
- Inazuma, she is the biological sister of Shinobu Kuki, who is naturally thick-skinned. She followed her sister to join the Aragaki faction, but everyone in Inazuma likes her very much...
- Sumeru, she is the scholar who is most opposed to the Great Sage in the Order Institute, and has always wanted to knock the Great Sage out. She is also Alhaitham's student...
- Fontaine, she is Funina's bodyguard and best friend, and has good cooking skills...
- Natlan, she is the sister of Big Kinic, the first choice of the Great Spirit of the Hanging Wood People, and has extraordinary martial arts...
- Snezhnaya, she is Tartaglia's biological sister, joined the Fatui, and is under the command of the [Captain]. Tartaglia has always wanted to poach her...
They are all her, because of the flapping wings of her butterfly, they all have a bad end, becoming the white moonlight of players and characters...
Chen Qingyu traveled to the ancient world and became the legitimate son of the Eternal Saint King family. At the beginning, he signed in for the great magical power of the Thirty-Six Transformations of the Heavenly Gang and gained supreme talent for cultivation!
But this is just the beginning:
Sign in for the Nine-Turn Golden Pill, Chaos Green Lotus Seed, and Hongmeng Spirit Root. Swallowing them will allow your cultivation to skyrocket and your realm to soar!
Sign in to the Jade Book of Creation, the Book of Yin and Yang, and the Three Thousand Great Daos, and practice as you please!
Sign in to the exquisite Xuanhuang Pagoda of Heaven and Earth. With it, no one can break its defense!
Sign in with Pangu's true body and gain the strongest attacking power to defeat all enemies!
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Countless years later, Chen Qingyu sat far away on the long river of time, looking down upon the heavens and the myriad worlds: "You can do whatever you want, I am invincible!"
Xiao Lei travels through the world of Doupo Cangqiong, activates the invincible lottery system, and touches other creatures to get random prizes!
You touched Xiao Yan and gained an incredible enlightenment!
You touched Gu Xun'er and obtained the Thunder Ancestral Talisman!
You touched Little Medical Fairy and gained immunity to all poisons!
You touched Qinglin and gained the soul-stealing skill!
You touched Medusa and obtained an awakening pool!
Looking back suddenly, Xiao Lei has already stood at the top of all living beings!
He controls all directions, reigns over all races, commands the universe, and breaks the sky. The name of Thunder Emperor is immortal throughout the ages!
Xiao Yan: Cousin Xiao Lei is someone I need to look up to throughout my life!
Emperor Hun Tian: Damn it! After a thousand years of planning, I am no match for a youngster!
Xiao Lei: I, Xiao Lei, have achieved what I have today thanks to my own hard work! System, draw a prize!
The game started with a corpse being touched...
Qin Shangda died unexpectedly and traveled to another world, becoming a dying beggar.
It started with a bowl, but then the bowl disappeared.
The clothes were also taken off...
When he woke up, he found that there was not even a piece of cloth left on his body, and even the little dignity of his tiny country had been stripped away.
It is said that when it rains, it pours.
That's right, he had nothing and was sick.
As soon as you cross over, you will be forced to die socially and physically.
It was almost impossible to move forward, and the situation was devastating.
Just when he was on the verge of death and wanted to drink a sip of clean water, his purification system suddenly awakened.
[Turbid sewage contains a large amount of harmful substances to the human body. Can it be purified by removing impurities and purifying? ]
[Hematite...Is it purified?]
[Monster corpse... should it be purified?]
[Low-grade Spiritual Stone... Purify?]
[Top-grade Spiritual Stone...]
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【Purification】Get: Clean drinking water
[Purification] Obtain: Some pure iron raw materials
[Purification] Obtain: Monster Meat Essence
[Purification] Obtain: Spirit Fluid
[Purification] Obtain: Origin Spirit Liquid
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Weak in the early stages, invincible in the later stages.
From mortal to warrior.
From warrior to monk.
Step by step, towards the pinnacle of the world of cultivation.
......
The introduction is weak, please move to the main text.
[Quick Transmigration + Childbirth + Stunning Beauty + Slapping and Abusing Scumbags + Love at First Sight + Weak Female Lead]
Song Tinghe is a passerby host in the quick-travel game, but because of her beauty, she is spotted by the male protagonist and imprisoned in a small world, where she is loved day and night.
A passing system wanted to bind her, and Song Tinghe was eager to escape and bind...
But after binding, Song Tinghe realized that this was actually a child-bearing system. She needed to travel through the world to give birth to children for each child of destiny...
1. The Tyrannical King vs. the Weak Wife
2. Gloomy CEO vs. Pretty Young Anchor
3. The patient and rough man vs. the delicate and frail educated youth
4 The Doomsday Boss vs. the Soft Canary
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Qin Feng, who graduated from university and lives with his aunt, is a salesperson at a Meijiajia convenience store.
Downstairs from him lived his neighbor, Lin Meixu, who came from a wealthy family and was the head teacher of a key high school.
Because of her profession, the arrogant Lin Meixu looks down on her neighbor Qin Feng from the bottom of her heart.
Not only that, she also used stealing things from the supermarket and insulting Qin Feng as a way to vent work pressure.
Tonight, Lin Meixu, as usual, came to the convenience store in high heels and trampled on Qin Feng's dignity.
But what she didn't expect was that Qin Feng actually awakened the system.
And he caught me stealing!
Lin Meixu was panicked and begged Qin Feng to keep the matter a secret.
But Qin Feng actually took advantage of this incident and made even more rude demands on her.
A gifted young man, betrayed by his beloved, unexpectedly awakens memories of his past life, rising against the odds. With his ordinary body, he dominates the ages, his power subduing mountains and rivers. With his ordinary sword, he creates the world and annihilates all demons.
As soon as Jiang Rou opened her eyes, she found herself transformed into a fake rich daughter in a period novel.
Not only was she a pitiful cannon fodder supporting character, but she had also been knocked out by the real rich daughter and forced to marry an old man in her place.
Legend had it that the old man was disfigured, crippled, and burdened with two dependents—one big and one small.
She was supposed to struggle desperately to return to the city, but instead, she took the initiative to walk toward the man in military uniform.
“Comrade, I’m looking for Zhou Chongshan. I’m his fiancée, and I’ve come to marry him.”
“The marriage report has already been submitted. From now on, I am your husband.”
“Husband~ Kiss me~”
Jiang Rou knew that in this era, the safest place was on the island!
And this so-called old man—he wasn’t disfigured or disabled at all. Instead, he was tall, strong, had eight-pack abs, and was the Chief of the Legion!
Jiang Rou’s legs went weak just looking at him. It seemed her married life was going to be quite exciting!
Three months later…
The blushing Jiang Rou: “There won’t be a next time!”
The gentle yet coaxing old man: “Wife, I was wrong. But next time, I’ll still dare.”