[Starts normally + gradually gets weird + weird + absurd + ... sigh, I'm just playing around! Note: Original shippers, please do not enter; things will become inhuman starting from chapter 400~]
Lin Yu transmigrated to the Uzumaki clan in the Naruto world. After ten years of hiding, he finally awakened the mission system, and from then on...
Mission: Obtain a title from Hanzo.
Mission: Obtain a title from Uchiha Madara.
Mission: To trick Nagato into confessing his feelings to Yahiko.
Mission: Lure Jiraiya to spy on Orochimaru bathing in a hot spring.
Mission: To get Obito to personally meet Kakashi.
Mission: Punish Madara by carrying Hashirama in a princess carry.
...
Lin Yu internally screamed: System, you're acting more and more strangely. Is it too late for me to return this item?
[Basketball + Competition + System] Lin Yuan returns to 2004, awakening the [Data Customization System] at the start. Within the total data limit, he can freely customize the data for each game. Each win increases the total data by 1. Thus, Lin Yuan's data begins to become outrageous. Twenty steals in a single quarter? A piece of cake! 13 points in 35 seconds? So easy! Westbrook averages a triple-double? I average a quintuplet! Chamberlain scores 100 points in a single game? I score 120! As the data accumulates, the system unlocks more functions. [Physical Enhancement]? Can I enhance everything? [Data Hedging]? Nothing more, just trying to prevent you from scoring. [Abilities]
Shen Xuan transmigrates to a cultivation world, becoming a low-level cultivator in a frontier market town.
In this world, sects are everywhere, demons and monsters are rampant, and human life is as fragile as ants.
Fortunately, a mysterious jade talisman that came with him during the transmigration allows him to steal talents from demons and monsters.
As long as he practices diligently, he will achieve success and can evolve various types of talents.
Exiled to the North? Starting in ruins? Surrounded by powerful enemies? Lance Horton didn't think it would be a big problem. Because his life had become his favorite game—except that he had to earn the currency and experience points in real life. Looking at the incredibly expensive troop prices and astronomical upgrade costs in the system, and thinking about that count's son thousands of miles away who wished him dead... Lance gave a "friendly" smile. "First, let's set a small goal: earn a hundred million!" "Then, get a full complement of elite Imperial armored cavalry so I can experience the power of Sky Knights myself." "Finally? Of course, I'll go back home to 'thank' my father for his 'cultivation,' and have a good 'catch-up' with that count's son." This is an unconventional lord story about how to work hard to "pay-to-win" and become stronger in a fantasy world, and ultimately succeed in "recharging." (Lord, you need to work hard to earn money and upgrade your soldiers!?)
Yi Tian accidentally traveled to the Pokémon world, starting from Fighting Town, collecting powerful steel-type Pokémon along the way, and finally standing at the top of the world.
Looking back, standing behind him were the strongman Shining Super Mouth, the heavy tank Mega Boskodora, the technical master Giant Claw Mantis, the steel giant Mega Steelix, the majestic Mega Lucario, the terrifying hunter Mega Metagross, the bullet-destructing Magneto, the sword-splitting Shield Blade, the offensive and defensive Commander Slash, the invincible defense Washing Green Slimy Dragon, and the space-tearing Paper Sword...
It focuses on Steel-type, but there will also be other popular Pokémon.
Many years passed by, and when Yi Tian looked back, he found himself surrounded by Pokémon and beautiful girls.
Xiao Juer: I wanted to dazzle you, but I didn't expect to be fascinated by you instead.
Du Juan: I want to stay with you and learn more knowledge
Yasha: You kidnapped me from home, it's not easy to stay out of this now
Xiaoyao: Brother Yitian is mine, you nasty guys, go away!
Lukia: Do you want to see me perform for you alone?
Cattleya: If you cure me, you must be responsible for me till the end.
Sirona: Don't talk...
Big Mouth Baby: Baby Baby (Go away!)
……
Yi Tian: I really don’t want to be Aquaman!
PS: A big collection of strong and handsome Steel-type Pokémon!
The score has just been released and will increase later. [Raising a child + beloved pet + metaphysics + entertainment industry + wealthy family + live streaming]
The three-and-a-half-year-old ancestor of the Dao Sect finally ascended to heaven. However, when he opened his eyes again, he had become the little blood bag of the lucky girl in a novel.
The old woman immediately ran away to find her biological father, and hugged a top celebrity who was being interviewed: "Daddy, I've missed you so much."
"It's okay if you don't like Niannian. As long as Niannian can see you every day, that's enough for her."
Jiang Lin: ?
fan:??
Jiang Lin, who was already riddled with scandals, has suffered a complete collapse, with netizens relentlessly criticizing her for being a scumbag father.
Left with no other choice, she had to bring her child onto a variety show.
But this little devil just wouldn't stay still.
Jiang Niannian touched Xiaohua's hand: "Sister, the little brother in your belly is not very well-behaved."
The green tea flower broke through the defenses.
Jiang Niannian looked at the director and said, "Uncle, group sex is bad for your health."
An international director who cultivated a devoted lover persona has lost his temper.
The kid who stirred up the entertainment industry has suddenly become a top star.
Netizens commented: "Without her, who will still share the gossip with us?"
...
Despite being known as a paragon of abstinence, actor Jiang Lin is a heavy smoker and drinker in private, known for his violent temper, and has declared that he hates children and will never get married or have children.
Until fans discovered his Weibo side account—
The profile picture is a cute emoji of Jiang Niannian, and the name is "Niannian Baby is the cutest in the world".
Netizens: Is this reasonable?
...
Jiang Niannian's Tai Xuan Meridian technique was so precise that she could calculate everything without missing a single detail.
While eating, they ended up eating their own food.
Is the cunning and ruthless CEO who dominates the business world actually his great-uncle?
Is the genius student actually his uncle?
The internet is rife with criticism of his biological father, who turns out to be a mysterious prince from Beijing's elite circles?
Netizens: This is unreasonable!!!
When an S-class elite assassin-raised captain of a special ops suicide squad comes home from a high-stakes Africa mission, he finds himself offered something that could potentially set him up for life- a curious assignment that he could use to finally exit his days of war and slaughter.
Then placed into a high-school setting, Lin Yi is tasked by the chairman of a top-tier multi-billion company with bodyguard duty for non-other than his own daughter, a certain little Miss of said high-school.
His enemies, once ranging from drug lords, mafia bosses, political figures, and national leaders, are soon replaced with spoiled kids who happen to have rich papas and mamas, and Lin Yi finds his intense expertise and high-threat skillset misused, and very underwhelmed…
But he does get a harem cast as diverse as his old enemies, so Lin Yi decides that, for the sake of messing around with girls as an invincible entity in a down-leveled environment, leaving his bloody and death-filled war days behind is something he’d definitely want to strive for.
In the first year of martial arts, cracks appeared in the sky and the earth, and terrifying beasts invaded the world.
One hundred years after the rise of martial arts, human warriors competed with strange beasts.
After 200 years of martial arts, the human race has declined, and their living space has been constantly snatched away by strange beasts.
After three hundred years of martial arts, Lu Sheng traveled through time and space, and he could log in to the future ten thousand years later in his dream - "The basic body refining technique ten thousand years later has been revised more than ten thousand times, and the effect is now...
At the feast of the Gluttonous House’s auction, there was a little girl with an exceptional furnace constitution for offer at a sky-high price. Everyone wanted to lay their hands on her. Suddenly, the little girl in the golden cage opened her eyes, radiating a cold gaze. She was no longer cowardly.
She was the gold medal assassin of the 21st century, transmigrating to become the good-for-nothing humiliation that everyone bullied, third miss Nalan Hexi of the genius doctor’s manor.
Meridians completely crippled, no innate skill to cultivate? What is she afraid of? She is the exceptional miracle doctor, and these injuries were nothing in her eyes.
Father doesn’t dote on her, mother doesn’t love her, everyone schemes against her? Humph, an alternate dimension in hand and an invincible spirit pet as well, she can destroy the small Nalan Manor with a flip of her hand!
Ugly complexion, malnourished and sickly in appearance, no one wants her? She recovered her unparalleled looks with the blink of an eye and gained a dozen good looking men as bodyguards!
That overbearing man who’d been sticking to her since the auction. Who said I was destined to be yours? I am my own, no one can decide my future!
A certain man: Then I am yours, will that do?
His sword cleaves through wind and thunder, obscuring the sun and moon; he controls heaven and earth, shattering the netherworld. Of the six billion people in the world, only I reign supreme. The Azure Emperor of the Celestial Realm is reborn in a dazzling, decadent metropolis. Beautiful policewomen, charming stars, aloof beauties, foreign princesses… and so it begins…