37 years old, laid off.

I can only write small programs at home to earn living expenses.

I can’t even afford cat food.

Late one night, I suddenly received a message from my ex-wife:

"I'm dying."

I was shocked: "What's going on? Where are you?"

Her reply made me even more shocked:

"I'm in Chang'an of the Tang Dynasty, come quickly."

Datang Changan is a high-end theme park opened by the wealthy Zheng Qianji.

It is a one-to-one replica of Chang'an City during the prosperous Tang Dynasty.

A large number of robot NPCs are also used.

As long as you have money, you can act as a swordsman and assassinate the emperor.

You can also go wild in Pingkangfang.

Why is the ex-wife going?

What dangers did you encounter again?

But then, no matter what message I sent, she didn't reply.

I booked a ticket and boarded the plane, and then came to Chang'an, Tang Dynasty.

All the tourists around me were in high spirits.

I was the only one preoccupied.

Fear follows.

Wearing AR glasses, you can see your ex-wife.

She blamed me for why I didn’t go to the “ghost market” to find her?

You can ask everyone——

There was no "ghost market" in Chang'an of the Tang Dynasty.

Others were watching Tang Minghuang and Yang Guifei in Xingqing Palace Square.

But I was dragged out of the city gate by a mechanical hound.

A robot warrior nearly buried me alive.

I saw with my own eyes that the boss who laid me off was killed by a robot.

In the blink of an eye, he was alive again in another place.

Everyone in Chang'an of the Tang Dynasty was drunk and dreaming.

It's just me, struggling to survive.

When I finally found my ex-wife, the crisis completely broke out:

The robot blocked all exits for communication with the outside world in Chang'an of the Tang Dynasty.

Raising the butcher knife towards human tourists...

The heavens starting from "White Deer Plain",

Bai Gui was reborn in Bailu Village at the end of the Qing Dynasty. There are Gantian Town from "Zombie Taoist Master II", Zhou Ying from "That Year the Flowers Bloomed and the Moon Was Full", Bai Xiuzhu and Leng Qingqiu from "The Golden Family", and "Zombie Taoist Master II". Xiaodouzi from "Farewell My Concubine", martial arts from "Master", Chu Renmei from "The Old Corpse in the Mountain Village"...

Taoism?

Martial Arts?

Bai Gui just wants to study first, learn the Four Books and Five Classics from Xu Xiucai of Bailu Village first, and then take the exam to become a scholar and gain fame (he will stay in Japan later).

…

This article is a slow read, starting from reading step by step.

When I woke up, the world was completely different.

From the normal human world line of 2013, we return to the universal witch world line of 1994.

"Maybe there are no witches in the world, or maybe everyone is a witch."

What should I do if I come to the declining world of immortal cultivation but cannot cultivate immortality because I have no spiritual roots?

Zhang Wei: If you can't break through, use series connection. If you don't have enough resources, use parallel connection. Anyway, keep electrifying me!

What should I do if my family has no foundation in the world of immortal cultivation for the first time?

Zhang Wei: My fellow Taoist, my mealworms are absolutely clean and hygienic!

What should I do if I have no clue about the methods of alchemy, talismans, arrays, etc.?

Zhang Wei: Stop talking! Stop talking! Besides, my hairline is going to move back again!

Second Master, Second Master! The ancestor of the sickly sect of the Hehuan Sect next door is here again!

Zhang Wei: It's okay, she is addicted to immortality, I will just go and electrify her.

Many years later, when Zhang Wei finally broke through the pond of the five domains and saw a wider world, his expression suddenly became like a bereaved mother.

Zhang Wei: Alas, I came to the wrong place, and I still have to help the poor! What? You said you have oil? From now on, you are my half-brother!

ps: The author is not an electrical professional, so some settings are just for your reference, don't be too serious.

Queen Lu's biggest regret during her lifetime was that she was not successfully promoted to be the Queen Mother.

Open your eyes and return to your youth.

Of course, he is a man who kicks a dog and wants revenge.

She never expected that on the way to revenge, a pair of dark eyes would stare at her...

Your fingers become golden fingers.

You touched the Jiuyang Divine Skill with your golden finger, and you learned the Jiuyang Divine Art.

You used your golden finger to touch the eighteen palms for subduing the dragon, and you learned the eighteen palms for subduing the dragon.

You touched the magic of the wedding dress with your golden finger, and you learned the magic of the wedding dress.

You feel that your skills are progressing slowly, so you meet a liar who sells powerful pills.

You touch the Dali Pill with your golden finger, and the Dali Pill becomes the True-Dali Pill.

You touched Melatonin with your golden finger, and Melatonin became a brain pill.

You touched the Liushen toilet water with your golden finger, and the Liushen toilet water made it into a brewed flower.

You touched Yunnan Baiyao with your golden finger, and Yunnan Baiyao turned into Xiao Huan Dan.

……

So you started to collect all kinds of fake cheats, drink toilet water, eat Melatonin, and Dali pills… Your life also started to take off.

Three million years ago, the advanced civilization of Mars discovered that the core of their planet was cooling, causing its condensed electromagnetic field to slowly weaken and disappear. The solar wind could unscrupulously strip away the planet's ozone layer, evaporate water, and lower the air pressure. The extinction of species is only a matter of time, and the civilization of the entire planet has entered a countdown!

The intelligent creatures on Mars need to find a way to escape from Mars before the doomsday bell rings so that their civilization can be preserved. The blue planet closest to Mars becomes their life-saving straw...

Cui Xingmeng, the chief auctioneer of Cristi Auction House, and her fiancé, Yuan Yizhou, a top cultural relic appraiser, were selected by Martians and embarked on a thrilling adventure. They eventually won the Martians' earth experiment and became the story of human Adam and Eve.

Traveling back to the Northern Song Dynasty, he became Wu Song, and from then on he unfolded a magnificent fairy tale landscape.

One hundred and eight demons reincarnated and caused chaos;

The spirit of the true dragon is torn apart, and the Song and Yuan Dynasties are fighting;

The Xianmen and the Hiddenmen appeared one after another to control the court;

Confucianism, Taoism, Law, and Buddhism are all yin and yang, and a hundred schools of thought contend:

Taoist priests who guard the dragon veins, demons who escape from control, monks who guard the destiny of the country, warlocks who kill invisible people, low-level sects, secret successors who control machine beasts, Meng Yuan warships sailing into the sea...

A different world of immortals and heroes...