You have your indescribable things, and I have my own jokes.
In the steam civilization surrounded by various ancient gods and other gods, ordinary people will be twisted and crazy as soon as they come into contact with those ancient knowledge.
Liu Yonglu, a young crosstalk actor from Tianjin, came through. In front of the old gods of his clan, he was calm and composed, and he picked up the clappers at hand and muttered something.
"The bamboo clappers are hitting like this, let's not talk about anything else, let's talk about how much Cthulhu is doing."
"What is a deep diver? Which one is Migo? From the abyss, how terrifying, you listen to his nonsense!"
"Yellow King Hastur, there are quite a lot of believers, growing claws and tentacles, are you going to block me at the door?"
"If you let him in, I really won't hide, just go ahead with the summoning ceremony, we won't indulge him!"
You want me to lose SAN? Practice for a few hundred million years.
There are a lot of crosstalk jokes, welcome to comment.
On the deserted island, you become a gatekeeper of another dimension. You summon the otakus of another dimension to realize your dream of being an otaku together.
Wu Xin accidentally travels to the Digimon world and joins Taichi and the others in fighting against the forces of darkness. However, fate plays a trick on him: Wu Xin's Digimon turns out to be a Husky. Its
special move, "Wolf Howl," is... woof!
Seeing the Husky baring its teeth, Wu Xin almost wants to die.
Main characters: Wu Xin, Mimi
Qin Kai traveled to a parallel time and space and accidentally obtained the landlord system. At the beginning, the system gave him a villa located opposite the Hengdian service department. Once a tenant who meets the requirements moves in, Qin Kai can receive daily rent ranging from 10,000 to 100,000 yuan from the system. When the first tenant came to rent the house, a special system task was triggered because he did not have enough money to pay the rent. Qin Kai: Beauty, I don’t need to pay a deposit and the rent can be halved, but I have a small request... You have to wear women’s clothing at home. ... Qin Kai really wanted to say that it’s not me who is BT, it’s all because of the damn system! Not long after. As the extras tenants in the villa became big stars one by one, Qin Kai's villa began to become famous in the circle. Well-known female stars flocked to Qin Kai's villa, just to rent a room...
Protagonist: Qin Kai
Originally a small clerk, I stumbled upon an immortal transcending a tribulation, and was dragged back to the Warring States Period. To survive, I resorted to modern technology, experiencing major historical events. It's impossible to revisit the original history, but to adhere to the records in the history books, I deliberately concealed many things. A chance encounter with a secret manual gradually transformed me into a cultivator. Over the course of millennia, I encountered beauties of all kinds, but without a breakthrough in my cultivation, I vanished into the dust of history...
Wang Ren, an orphan with no money, no house and no food, accidentally obtains the Doomsday System. With the outbreak of the biochemical crisis, he relies on the Doomsday System to step up step by step, build an immortal dynasty of survivors, fight zombies, and kill mutant creatures. When Wang Ren takes back the lost land of all mankind, he finds out that this is a conspiracy, a conspiracy of aliens to invade the earth. Should he compromise or fight back?
A year ago, Ye Fan was the proud son of heaven, and he was highly regarded.
A year later, he fell into the world and was bullied.
An accident caused Ye Fan to embark on a different path. The stunning school flowers were thrown into his arms, the business leaders bowed their heads, and the martial arts master respected as a god.
Ye Fan: I don’t know what is young and frivolous, I only know-the winner is king!
In the Holy Dragon Continent, the Dragon Clan is the most respected and has the power of life and death over the human race. Su Long accidentally traveled to the family loser and activated the violent dragon-slaying system. From then on, he changed his fate against the will of heaven. He held the dragon-slaying tower and shouldered the dragon-beating whip, slayed the giant dragon, and aspired to the continent...
Go through thickets of thorns, cross intricate mazes, solve numerous mysteries, and get closer to the ultimate BOSS step by step. The ending is right in front of you, and you have found the way home.
Taoist Priest Four Eyes: "Disciple, my master has taught you all the ways to drive away corpses!"
Qi Shuming: "Xu Junming, I, Shushan, are at odds with you!"
Sun Wukong: "..."
"Uncle Zombie", "Liao Zhai", "Swordsman of Shushan", "Journey to the West", "Feng Shen Bang", Xu Junming, who missed "Uncle Nine" and did not get the protagonist template, is wandering in the world!