Shortly after his marriage, Lin Jiage was thrown out of his house.
In his quest to return home, he tried every means at his disposal, but to no avail. Eventually, he could only turn his sights to a certain Little Bun.
After listening to Lin Jiage’s proposal, Little Bun shook pinkies with him and replied in an adorable voice, “Deal!”
Thus…
On the night that Little Bun received a robot, he brought Shi Yao to a restaurant and secretly whispered into Lin Jiage’s ears, “Daddy, Mommy is here to eat with you.”
On the night that Little Bun received an Ultraman figurine, he brought Shi Yao to a swimming complex and whispered into Lin Jiage’s ears, “Daddy, Mommy is here to swim with you.”
On the night that Little Bun received a toy train set, he brought Shi Yao to a hotel room, gave Lin Jiage a condom, and whispered into his ear, “Daddy, Mommy is here to sleep with you.”
The mysterious swords scattered across the earth are waiting for their world-famous sword master.
Who can understand the miraculous menopause that has been passed down through the ages?
There are people hiding in the hundreds of houses in Chang'an who are capable of raising fire and swallowing the sun. In the Central Plains, there are huge and decadent millennium-old families. In the north, the deserted people are sharpening their swords in silence and fighting fiercely. In the south, the countries in the south are singing and dancing to make peace and fight with each other...
And above the distant Qingming, a pair of blue eyes covering the world are slowly opening.
Pei Ye raised his head and pulled out the long sword from his belly: "Taiyi True Dragon Immortal Lord... let us see who is whose food."
The first rule of the Salvation Army: you do not talk about the Salvation Army
List of impostors
Issuing authority: ███
Date: ████-██-██
1. ███
2. ██
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366. Fang Yan
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Fang Yan closed the website. Impostors would declare their enemies as impostors too—puppets become targets, sacrificing one to save another
He must start fighting immediately
[No heroine's love line][No realm system][Villain protagonist][Occasionally recite poetry]
"So what if I'm dead? Isn't it the same as using your own corpse to revive the soul?"
The living have to know how to calculate, and the dead have to follow the rules - Li Huo happened to have all of them.
Everyone who met him, whether human or ghost, said he was evil, but little did they know that this was the way for the dead to seek life.
"Want to become an immortal? First you have to learn how to fool people!"
Little did they know that becoming an immortal did not necessarily mean one would be invincible...
Eerie and ferocious ghosts and evil spirits, twisted and bizarre people and their supernatural powers.
No matter good or evil, right or wrong, it is just a matter of thought. It is all about doing what one wants and pursuing immortality.
Wang Feng created a game called "御九天". When he was about to achieve success and reach the peak of his life, he traveled to the "九天世界".
But what about the auxiliary system necessary for time travel?
It would be fine if he wasn't tall, rich and handsome, after all, the Wang brothers are talented people, but what the hell is the dungeon whip opening?
Without cheats or time travel, facing the torture from the soul, Lao Wang, who has a very positive outlook on life, begins his second struggle in life.
Brothers, Lao Wang is back!
Interstellar pirates raid, alliances crumble, and a dark matter called black gold suddenly appears. Its highly radioactive and destructive power threatens all of humanity. Simultaneously, alien species frequently create crises, and large-scale mutations occur in humans, with black gold becoming the first suspect. Evolution or purification? Humanity faces its greatest existential crisis and dilemma since entering the interstellar age...
Snow Kirin, the divine beast under the seat of Hades, was seriously injured while fighting alongside the Lord of the Underworld to deal with the catastrophe in heaven. He lost his Sky Soul Pearl and had only the Earth Soul Pearl left in his body, becoming a forgetful and evil beast.
In order to help his partners find the Sky Soul Pearl, Ming Zun personally arranged for Xue Qi to reincarnate into the human world and wait for an opportunity.
When Gu Chuan entered Tianya Mingyue Dao OL and discovered that the gold coins in the Tianya Dao game could be cashed out, everything became interesting.
"Qinglong Secret Security, full draw."
"What Raizo, what Setsuna?"
"I come from a well-off family, don't force me!"
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In the Chinese music scene in 1997, the scenery of the Hong Kong Philharmonic is gradually fading. The older generation of kings and queens are fighting endlessly, and new forces in the music scene are ready to take action...
In an era of chaos among the gods, he is the god-slayer who dominates the music world...
In the era when the new king comes, he is an insurmountable mountain...
The time when the gods fell...
The Chinese music scene is reminded of the shadow that once shrouded its head...
Xu Chen, please support our Chinese music scene!
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"I came, I saw, I conquered..."
Facing the rising entertainment industry, Xu Chen waved his little whip: "I came to the entertainment industry to do three things! Be the world's pop king and build the China Entertainment Empire..."
One thing remains...
Madam, please close your eyes when it gets dark...