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Qin Ming relied on tenacious perseverance to cultivate the body of the legendary Pill God, and at the most critical moment, he was harmed by the closest person.

In this life, he will not only be a Pill God, but also a Peerless Warrior.

Lin Yuan transmigrated to the Douluo Continent and obtained the "Become Stronger by Taking on Disciples" system. The stronger his disciples were, the more benefits he would receive.

So he created the mysterious Canglan Academy.

He originally intended to become a god quietly, and also to cultivate all his disciples into gods.

Until one day, just as he broke through to the demigod realm, the world changed color, and a golden canopy that blotted out the sun descended upon the entire Douluo Continent.

[The celestial curtain descends, revealing the Martial Soul Ranking!]

[All the top-ranked martial souls in the Douluo Continent series are eligible to be included on the list!]

Those who make the list will receive generous rewards!

Looking at the list in the sky, Lin Yuan sighed, "It seems my strength can't hold out any longer. I was hoping to become a god quietly."

......

As the heavens descended, the various regions of the continent...

In the martial arts world, strength is everything, and everything is decided by fists! Ye Fei, the emperor of heaven, returns to his passionate youth, defies fate, rises strongly, defeats all the proud people, embraces a peerless beauty, and dominates the world! In the three thousand worlds, I am the only one who reigns supreme!

(The first thirty-odd chapters are more slice-of-life, and the female lead's storyline ends there. After entering the elite training camp, things take off and get better!)

Lin Yan transmigrated to the world of "Swallowed Star" and obtained a treasure called "Yan Dao Disc" with deduction and analysis functions.

then........

Deducing basic sword techniques → One slash to slay the god of the wilderness

Deducing basic body movements → One step, one universe

Deducing defensive secrets → Counter-attack leads to enemy's self-destruction

...

Many years later.

"Being invincible is so lonely!" Lin Yan looked at Yuan and the other Hunyuan lords, then at the Hunyuan progenitors, and couldn't help but sigh.

Young Chen Xiang had a fateful encounter with a goddess & demoness and received their peerless heritage, divine pulses, ultimate martial arts, and transcendent alchemy techniques, which gave him an easy ride in his journey of cultivation.

When hungry, he refines some spirit pills to eat as snack, when lonely he flirts with the goddesses, when bored he teases those martial artists who came to beg for spirit pills, when tired he lets his beautiful wives massage him.

“If he’s being badass, I’m gonna plant my own crops. If he messes with me, he will not live past next year.”

Homebody Zhao Hai brought ‘QQ Farm’ along in his traversal to another world and resided within the body of a fallen noble. His fief was a black land which nothing could be planted, and more importantly, he even had a peerlessly powerful fiancee, who was actually the successor of a duchy and future Grand Duchess!

Even more importantly, he is a magical and martial cripple who could not learn magic and martial arts. His crippling was very thorough.

“I can’t learn magic, but I have the farm. You dare attack me? I’ll release bugs to eat up your rations and crops, and put pesticides and weed agents into your water sources to make your lands grow weeds. See if you dare to attack me. What? You wanna hire killers to assassinate me? Hehehe. I’ll hide inside the little house in my farm and see how you can attack me. When you leave, I’m gonna terminate your country’s crop productions, and then all of your people will revolt. See if you dare to kill me.”

Watch how this somewhat black hearted hobo uses his QQ Farm in the world of swords and magic to become a globally known nightmarish existence.

Having transmigrated to the Douluo Continent, Yu Yan successfully awakened his superior innate martial soul, the Ice and Fire Twin Fish, with an innate soul power of level seven and a half. The Ice and Fire Twin Fish possesses two souls in one, gaining two soul skills upon absorbing a single soul ring. Furthermore, due to the high compatibility with his own martial soul, he can use a martial soul fusion skill alone. ...Plot progress: He intercepts Xiao Wu (didn't go to Notting City and didn't know Tang San.)...In the Ice and Fire Yin-Yang Well, he consumes a celestial herb, causing his martial soul to evolve. At the Ice and Fire Yin-Yang Well, he absorbs the remnant soul of the Ice and Fire Dragon King, causing his martial soul to evolve again. The martial soul's development reveals a transformation from fish to dragon, and from dragon to dragon. From this point on, a genius prodigy is born. ...Multiple female leads, doesn't attend Shrek Academy, and suffers at the hands of Tang San.

The dimensional rifts link the earth to the Xingwu continent. This is the dawn of the martial arts era!

I will be useless if I don’t practice martial arts? Don’t worry, I have a system that allows me to pick up attributes. When other people drop attributes during their training, I can pick them up secretly.

Huh? Did you just say that beating up people will make them drop attributes too? In that case…

You defeated a sword skill genius. He dropped Enlightenment×2, Sword Talent×1… You’ve picked them up. Your insights have improved and you’ve gained a beginner stage sword talent!

You defeated a blade skill talent. He dropped Blade Battle Technique×1, Malicious Blade Intent×1… You picked them up and learned a rare blade battle technique! You’ve also figured out Malicious Blade Intent and have become extremely fierce!

You defeated a physique talent. He dropped Physique Scripture×1, Holy-Blood Dominant Physique×1… You picked them up and learned a new top-grade scripture! You are exceptionally lucky to have received the Holy-Blood Dominant Physique. It can change your physique completely and you earned a god-level title ‘Endless Health’.

Someone killed a powerful star beast and dropped Spiritual Sight×1 and Blank Attribute×60… You picked them up secretly and receive a spiritual eye talent as well as 60 points to add to any of your current attributes!

You defeat many opponents in your life. You accidentally kill an innocent devil and split the universe into two when you’re practicing your blade at home. You burst the sun with your fist and the world is engulfed in darkness…

That’s when you realize… You’re invincible!

On that day, all the disciples of the Heavenly Sword Sect accused Lu Xuantong of stealing elixirs.

Suppressed by his senior brother, betrayed by his Daoist partner, and suspected by his master.

Everyone laughed at him and belittled him; no one was willing to listen to the truth.

"Lu Xuantong has committed heinous crimes and is hereby imprisoned in the Demon-Suppressing Tower, never to be reincarnated!"

Thus, Lu Xuantong was severely suppressed. The truth was that his Daoist partner had betrayed him and colluded with his senior brother to steal the Supreme Bone from his body.

"Senior brother, he's doomed. Why don't we get married in front of his grave?"

"Entering the bridal chamber?"

"Tsk, that's ruthless!"

"However, I like it."

Then, Lu Xuantong was thrown into the Demon Suppression Tower like a dead dog. Before he died, Xiao Zixi finished him off with a sword strike, calling it:

"I cannot rest easy until he dies."

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have awakened the Multiverse Sign-in System!]

[Congratulations, host, for signing in to the Demon Suppression Tower and advancing to the level of a terrestrial immortal!]

[Congratulations, host, for successfully signing in! You have obtained the supreme bloodline "Gods and Demons Purgatory Body" + "Nirvana Supreme Bone" + "Ancient Sacred Body"]

The moment Lu Xuantong broke through the Demon-Suppressing Tower.

The world was shaken.

Everything will be taken back!

…

The reason for this is that the senior brother is the illegitimate son of a celestial deity, and the entire sect reveres him.

Little did they know that Lu Xuantong was a direct descendant of a celestial deity who had been separated from his family.

The twin sister endured everything, suffering belittlement from her family, until the moment her brother returned as a god...