When Jiang Feng woke up, he found himself transformed into Andrew van der Kemp, the troublesome and rebellious son in the American TV series "Desperate Housewives".

The bad news is, something's not right in this world. Aunt Susan next door keeps attracting serial killers, Gabrielle's closet not only hides a gardener but also a ghost doll, and her own perfectionist mother, Brie, is cutting a piece of meat that looks like a werewolf with a silver knife.

The good news is that he has awakened the [Horror Attribute Plundering System]. By killing ghosts and monsters, he can plunder attributes such as "Immortality," "Dream Travel," and "Chainsaw Mastery."

But what's even more absurd is that he discovers he possesses a hidden attribute: "Homosexual Nightmare Trapper." Whether it's a grotesque killer with a sharp knife, a chainsaw maniac, or a serial killer in his dreams, they all seem to have a morbid obsession with him.

“Hey Freddy, I know you like me and dream about me,” Andrew wiped the blood-stained shotgun, staring blankly at the charred man, “but you look too much like a burnt pizza, we’re not a good match.” This was Andrew’s cozy daily life in Wisteria County—handling perfect family dinners by day and stuffing monster heads into compost bins by night.

This is the author's own interpretation of Dragon Ball, and the characters are as faithful to the original work as possible. It features two female leads and is a slice-of-life story with an invincible protagonist. The author's writing is not very good; it's just for fun. Please don't criticize if you don't like it; it's just for entertainment.

[Siheyuan + Space + No Aggression + Single Female Lead] Reborn in the 1960s, Zhang Jianguo relies on his own efforts (skill panel), taking one step at a time, one step at a time (skill point +1/year), steadily and steadily moving towards the pinnacle of life...

[Decisive killing without chastity + many beauties + illustrations + do whatever you want + stress relief + space + cold-blooded selfishness + arrogance + easygoing life + sand sculpture explosion + hold on to the wall + survival + abstract + crazy writing + god-level system + villain + leaving the community is more fun]

Also known as "Traveling through the apocalypse, I'm so tired every day!"

[Treat the enemy as devils! ]

The apocalypse is coming, stocking up on supplies? Sorry, I start with unlimited supplies!

Build a safe house? No need, I have a system to bless the house.

When order collapses and human and animal nature intertwine,

A bottle of water can make a proud school beauty bow her head, and a chicken drumstick can make the beautiful neighbor wife show her talent!

Lin Feng, a courier who has no relatives and is looked down upon, awakens his system the day before the end of the world.

Others are struggling to survive in the end times and are starving.

He starts with unlimited supplies, a strengthened body, and can take off on the spot!

English? Learn! Love? Get lost! Not even a dog can talk about it!

As Lin Feng left the community, zombies, people with special abilities, and mysterious organizations appeared one after another.

He gradually discovered that this so-called apocalypse was not a natural disaster...

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After leaving the community, as the system upgraded, Lin Feng's operations became more abstract.

He treated all his enemies as devils, which was very funny...

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Some minion tags:

"School beauty, dancer, female manager, foreign horse, female star, female anchor, transformation girl..."

"Space: In the early stages of this book, this refers to the infinite space of resources the protagonist gains. Later on, spatial abilities will be awakened and used for attack."

Cultivate immortals to seek longevity, let your blood be free, step on the lotus and drag the waves to cleanse the bones of the sword, and shape the holy soul with the wind!

[Hot Best Sellers] (also known as "The Strongest Cultivation Student in the City")

A generation of immortals, reborn in the city!

The left hand has amazing medical skills, which can determine life and death!

The right-hand Xeon supernatural power crushes everything!

He is unparalleled in medicine and martial arts, wantonly!

(Villain + Single Female Lead + System)

Su Qing was happy when he traveled to a fantasy world, but when he found out that his real identity was the villain who stole the protagonist Bai Yueguang, he was desperate. He wanted to change his destiny, but who could have thought that the villain system would follow and the tasks issued could not be refused at all.

In desperation, he had to try his best to complete the system's task, but afterwards, something unexpected happened.

During a system mission, he and the protagonist fell off a cliff, but he was protected by the system and was not seriously injured. However, the protagonist...

In order to keep him alive and to prevent his villain system from becoming a mere decoration, he performed a delicate surgical operation on the protagonist, and then...

"You're awake, congratulations, you're already a girl."

The Shinjuku Singularity Frozen Wasteland Lostbelt has ended. I'll write about the Golden Tree Sea Lostbelt, Spiral Proves the World! [Let the light of courage, the golden spirit, and the dazzling light of humanity's stars shine upon every world!] [10th Place: Farewell, all EVA warriors.] [9th Place: Dungeon Encounters, Memoria Freese, Argo! The first hero who brought laughter to humanity in the Dark Ages, a hero's altar still celebrated today.] [8th Place: Seventh Singularity, Golden Tree Sea Lostbelt, First Singularity, Third Singularity, Fifth Singularity, Fujimaru Ritsuka! [Aqua without facial expressions]

[Quick travel from a male perspective, no CP, some small worlds drop cheat codes]

Dedicating everything to the heroine seems to be the male supporting role's obligation. As self-awareness awakens, the cannon fodder male supporting roles flee one after another. Chao Yun is chosen to take their place in various small worlds, but his mission is not to follow the plot. Cannon fodder male supporting role be damned, he will not be a tool between the hero and heroine.

1. The big brother in the True and False Daughter story likes to adopt a daughter, right? If you see that you have no money, will she still be your caring daughter?

2. ATM machine, I'm not your father, why are you asking me for living expenses? If you want to ask for money, call me dad first.

3. The village chief's youngest son, sorry, got a golden finger to change the plot. The hero and heroine fell in love, and the love house was changed into a pigpen.

…

Su Mu, who traveled to an unknown galaxy, relied on the help of the system to build the Cyber Heaven step by step!

However, just when Su Mu had just conquered the star field where he was and incorporated it into the sphere of influence of the Cyber Heaven, the civilization strength ranking list turned out!

The appearance of the ranking list completely exposed the behemoth of the Cyber Heaven to the entire Super God Universe!

"The South Gate of the Star Gate is being deployed!"

"The Dharma Heaven and Earth Mecha has been opened!"

"The Thirty-three Heavens Space Technology is being blocked

!" "The Twenty-Eight Constellations Fleet is ready!

" "Super Gene Warriors 'Yang Jian' and 'Nezha' have intervened in the battlefield!"

"....."

When Su Mu's Cyber Heaven was completely exposed, the civilization of the entire Super God Universe was stunned!

Morgana: "The ultimate fear is nothing! As long as Su Mu is here, even if the ultimate fear really comes, Su Mu can give it a boost!"

Kaisha: "Compared with Hua Ye's Heavenly Palace, Su Mu's Cyber Heaven is really the place that God pursues!"

Carl: "The power of the void? The big clock? Haha!"