第一章 解刨鲫鱼的我，只能保送中学

I can only go to middle school because I dissect crucian carp.

This is the story of a middle school girl saving the world. She planned to farm peacefully for decades, waiting for purple sweet potatoes, but in the summer of her freshman year in high school, a big sister fell from the sky - the plot of "Ms. Marvel" begins. Is this the Skrulls and the Kree, or is it the quiet and peaceful Earth of the 1990s? When I was in my second year of high school, even the Shi'ar Empire came, saying they wanted to compete for the power of the Phoenix. "What? That devil Thanos wants to adopt me as his daughter and bring together the three sisters of galactic killers?" "Star-Lord's father is looking for revenge on me?

这是中二少女拯救世界的故事计划安心farm几十年，静等紫薯，谁知高一那年夏，天上掉下个大姐姐——《惊奇女士》剧情开始了这又是斯克鲁尔人又是克里人的，还是安静和平的九十年代地球吗？到了高二，连希阿帝国都来了，说是要争夺凤凰之力“什么？灭霸这鬼·父要收我当女儿，想凑齐银河杀手三姐妹？““星爵他爹找我报仇？