第1章 逃命吧，勇敢的少年哟

Run for your life, brave boy!

Many years later, Rita Skeeter, who had become the editor-in-chief of the Daily Prophet, asked: "When you decided to study at Hogwarts, did you foresee that you would be successful at Hogwarts?"
Mr. Andy Hall, then Minister of Magic, President of the International Confederation of Wizards, Chief Wizard of the Wizengamot, and holder of the Order of Merlin, First Class, replied helplessly: "?"
"At the time I didn't know a single spell, and I didn't even know I was a wizard."
Rita Skeeter: "So how did you learn magic?"
Andy: "You guys didn't [beep]?"

多年以后，已经当上了《预言家日报》主编的丽塔·斯基特如此问道：“请问当时您决定前往霍格沃茨进修，是因为已经预见到了后来您必定能够在霍格沃茨获得成功吗？”
时任魔法部长、国际巫师联合会会长、威森加摩首席魔法师、拥有梅林爵士团一级勋章的安迪·霍尔先生无奈回答道：“？”
“当时我连一个魔法都不会，甚至还不知道自己是一名巫师。”
丽塔斯基特：“那您后来是怎么学会魔法的呢？”
安迪：“你们都没有【哔】吗？”