第1章 不靠谱的穿越

Unreliable crossing

[A system that can only become stronger by fooling people] + [Cthulhu] + [Western Fantasy] + [Funny] + [No Harem]
Teammate A: Rupert, you should have the priest's [Blessing], right?
Rupert: I will play the Devil's Whisper for you on a loop, it's the same, you will have nothing to fear.
Teammate B: Rupert, you should have the priest's [Holy Shield], right?
Rupert: I'll give you a [Void Tentacle] to attach to your body. Don't think it's ugly, it will protect you.
Teammate C: Rupert, you should have the priest's [Holy Healing Aura], right?
Rupert: How about I get you all a few [Devouring Fangs] and you can suck them yourselves.
Teammate Ding: Rupert, you should know the healing skill that all trainee priests know, right?
Rupert: This one really does exist, but I rely on it to deal damage.
Teammate:! @#￥%...
A man who is becoming more and more like a weird and deviant priest, a man with multiple identities.
His story started with deceiving people. At that time, he didn't tell a single truth...

【忽悠人才能变强的系统】+【克苏鲁】+【西幻】+【搞笑】+【不后宫】
队友甲：鲁伯特，牧师的【祝福术】你应该有吧？
鲁伯特：我用【恶魔呓语】给你循环播放，是一样的，你将无所畏惧。
队友乙：鲁伯特，牧师的【圣盾守护】你总该有吧？
鲁伯特：我给你一条【虚空触手】插身上，你别嫌它丑，它会守护你的。
队友丙：鲁伯特，牧师的【圣愈光环】你总该有吧？
鲁伯特：要不我给你们都弄几颗【吞噬毒牙】，你们自己吸吧。
队友丁：鲁伯特，见习牧师都会的【治疗术】你总该有吧？
鲁伯特：这个真的有，但我要靠它打伤害。
队友：！@#￥%...
一个越来越像诡异的不正经牧师，一个拥有多重身份的人。
他的故事是从忽悠人开始的，那时候在他嘴里，是一句真话都没有…