第1章 这内门我高攀不起，告辞了

I can't afford this inner door, goodbye.

Ye Qiao woke up one day to find herself transmigrated into the role of a secondary character in a popular harem novel.

In the novel, whenever the little sister was in trouble, the second senior sister had to help. If the little sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister had to fetch it. If the little sister lacked spiritual roots, the second senior sister had to give hers up.

Ye Qiao was fed up. She abandoned her duties and fled down the mountain overnight. She was done being a tool for others.

…

Her new sect brothers were all great, but Ye Qiao, who knew the plot, realized they were all destined to be lovesick admirers of the novel’s female protagonist.

The gloomy and world-weary eldest senior brother was the ultimate love-struck fool who would sacrifice himself for the protagonist. However, since Ye Qiao’s arrival, he no longer seemed depressed or suicidal, but instead constantly yelled at her, “Just try skipping classes again!”

The second senior brother was a genius who, unable to break through a bottleneck, developed a heart demon and eventually died during a lightning tribulation. Ye Qiao tentatively suggested, “The way of the Tao is simple. Let go of desires, and you will find strength. Second senior brother, how about we just slack off together?”

Second senior brother: “…” That actually made some sense?

The third senior brother, a genius in alchemy, was a backup suitor who exhausted himself providing the protagonist with all sorts of elixirs, only to be told, “We are just friends.” After Ye Qiao arrived, his mind was solely focused on alchemy, diligently supplying elixirs to his little sister.

The fourth senior brother, born with innate sword skills, ruined his cultivation and destroyed his Dao heart for the protagonist. Ye Qiao seriously brandished a sword and said, “When there are no women in your heart, your sword will move with divine precision. Women will only slow down your sword.”

Fourth senior brother looked at the odd little sister: “?”

Since Ye Qiao’s arrival, they no longer revolved around the protagonist, causing chaos in the entire sect.

The original protagonist: “?”

Where is my charm? Why are all these people now revolving around a supporting character?


（已签约实体出版）叶翘一觉睡醒穿成了万人迷小说里的工具人二师姐。
小说里小师妹有难二师姐上，小师妹想要神器，二师姐去拿，小师妹没有灵根，要挖她的灵根。
叶翘心态崩了，连夜下山，撂担子不干了。
这工具人谁爱当谁当。
……
新宗门的师兄们一切都好，手拿剧本的叶翘却知道这些人都是万人迷女主的鱼。
丧气厌世的大师兄是爱而不得的舔狗，最终为女主牺牲。
自打叶翘来了后，他也不不丧了，也不想着去死了，而是整日追着叶翘咆哮：“以后再敢逃课试试！”
二师兄是个天才男配，因为无法破境，而生了心魔最后死在雷劫。
叶翘试探性发出邀请：“大道至简，无欲则刚，二师兄，一起摆烂吗？”
二师兄：“……”好像有些道理？
天才丹修三师兄是备胎男配，为女主提供各种丹药被榨干所有价值，只得到一句‘我们只是朋友’
叶翘来了后，三师兄满脑子都是炼丹炼丹，努力投喂小师妹。
天生剑骨的四师兄为了女主，断送修为，自毁道心。
叶翘抽出一把剑，认认真真：“心中无女人，拔剑自然神，女人，只会影响你拔剑的速度。”
四师兄看着神神叨叨的小师妹：“？”
自从叶翘来了后，他们不围着女主转了，整个门派鸡飞狗跳。
原文女主：“？”
我的万人迷光环呢？为什么最后那些人围着个炮灰女配打转？