"The first rule of the art of hiding: stay one kilometer away from Uzumaki Naruto!
The second essence of hiding: pretend to be dead immediately when you encounter the Akatsuki organization!
The third essence of the Way of Survival: Never admit that you know ninjutsu!
Kitano Hideichi strictly enforced the above principles, but the system rewards became more and more outrageous——
[Ninja Tool·Pearl Milk Tea Launcher] made Tsunade quit drinking;
[Summoning Jutsu: Delivery Boy] He was treated as the illegitimate son of Flying Thunder God by the Fourth Hokage;
Developed [Earth Style: Sofa Barrier Technique] and was asked by Orochimaru: "How to lie down gracefully?"
Finally, looking at himself begging for retirement on his knees and the people in the ninja world behind him shouting "Master Kitano", he sighed to the sky:
"I just want to be a salted fish, but you force me to become a god!"
Commenting on Itachi's plan to exterminate the clan as being too crude, he actually received an offer from the Akatsuki organization: "The Moon Eye Project needs your sharp tongue!"
Uchiha Madara: Do you want to dance too?
Me: No, I want to get off work. "
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Status | Ongoing |
Date Added | May 29, 2025 |
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Requested By | CryingRoomLv. 1 |
Released By | CryingRoomLv. 1 |
Genre | action,fan-fiction |
Weekly Rank | #4592 |
Monthly Rank | #8498 |
All Time Rank | #12057 |
Tags | Male Protagonist,System,Naruto |