第1章 张扬大师兄

Zhang Yang, Senior Brother

[No harem + invincible + funny + funny + time travel, please do not enter if you mind. 】
[Old author's new book, 20 million words of experience, likes to dig holes, and reads a few chapters patiently when seeing something unreasonable. ]
The disciple who had just joined the sect came to report in panic:
"Master, something terrible has happened. Our eldest brother has robbed us of our money!"
"What a fuss! It's your senior brother who is trying to benefit us!"
"Big Brother is kidnapping and extortion!"
"Oh, I told you it was Senior Brother who was looking for benefits for us!"
"But, our eldest brother has been possessed by a demon, so we have to take care of this, right?"
"Congratulations, he has finally made progress in his practice!"
"But, Big Brother also killed someone!"
"Why don't you go and help? Sect disciples, grab your weapons!"

【不后宫+无敌+搞笑+逗比+穿越，介意勿入。】
【老作者新书，两千万字经验了，喜欢挖坑，看到不合理的地方，耐心看几章。】
刚拜入宗门的弟子惊慌来报：
“掌门，大事不好了，大师兄他抢钱了！”
“大惊小怪的，那是你大师兄在给我们谋福利！”
“大师兄绑票勒索哎！”
“哎呀，都说了是大师兄在给我们谋福利！”
“可是，大师兄他已经入魔了，这怎么也得管管吧？”
“恭喜，他修炼终于有进步了！”
“可是，大师兄他还杀人了！”
“那你们还不去帮忙？宗门弟子们，抄家伙！”