第1章 阴险无耻的大师兄

The insidious and shameless senior brother

[No system + Easy and funny + Sand sculpture + Invincible.] 
"Fairy Qingyao, I heard that your ability to overcome the tribulation and become an immortal is inseparable from the help of your senior brother." 
"That's right." 
"Then may I ask, what kind of person is your senior brother?" 
"Him?" 
"... He sells chili powder as love powder. He relies on his status as a true disciple to collect protection fees from outer disciples. He uses his powerful cultivation to oppress low-level cultivators and force them to buy and sell... In short, he is a despicable and insidious villain. If you meet him, remember to stay away from him."

【无系统+轻松搞笑+沙雕+无敌。】
“青瑶仙子，听说您能渡劫成仙，与您大师兄的帮助是密不可分的。”
“没错。”
“那请问，您的大师兄是什么样的人呢？”
“他？”
“....他拿辣椒面当合欢散卖。仗着真传弟子的身份收取外门弟子保护费。以强大的修为压迫低阶修士强买强卖...总之，他是一个卑鄙无耻的阴险小人。你们若是遇到，切记躲远一些。”