第1章 绝境逢狗系统逼我收神兽

The system forced me to collect the divine beast

>I only have three days left to live after traveling through the world of immortal cultivation, but the system wants me to accept a disciple with top-grade spiritual roots. 
>In desperation, I put my hand on the dog's head, and the detection frame suddenly burst into colorful light. 
>At the disciple-taking ceremony, the world of immortal cultivation laughed at me for letting the dog perform the apprenticeship ceremony. 
>Until the dog's paw pressed on the spiritual stone, the pressure of the prehistoric world crushed the plaque of the mountain gate. 
>The system prompt sounded: "The life bonus has been issued. New task: demolish the ancestral hall and build a public toilet within three days." 
>The hostile sect shouted outside the gate: "If you can't even protect the ancestral hall, why open the mountain gate!" 
>The dog suddenly spoke in human language: "I think the toilet proposal is very good." ---

>我穿越修仙界只剩三天寿命，系统却要我收个极品灵根弟子。
>绝望中，我将手按在土狗头上，检测框突然爆出七彩光芒。
>收徒大典上，修真界嘲笑我让土狗行拜师礼。
>直到狗爪按上测灵石，洪荒威压碾碎山门牌匾。
>系统提示音响起：“寿命奖励已发放，新任务：三日内拆除祖师殿建公厕。”
>敌对门派在门外叫嚣：“连祖师殿都保不住，还开什么山门！”
>土狗突然口吐人言：“本尊觉得厕所提议甚好。”
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