第1章 时辰、命运的传承

The inheritance of time and destiny

After transmigrating to the Great Desolation, I recognized Pangu as my big brother and became the 3001st Primordial God.

Creation Catastrophe: Big Brother, that worm—let me split it vertically.

Ferocious Beast Calamity: The God-Slaying Spear is mine. Luo Hou, go play somewhere else.

Dragon-Han Catastrophe: Yuan Feng is my wife. Zu Long, Shi Qilin—sorry, fellas.

Liches vs. Demons Calamity: The Ancestral Witches call me godfather. Di Jun and Tai Yi? Just two feathered pests.

Investiture of the Gods Calamity: Tongtian, go fight the other side. Tongtian: Uncle, I’m not even close with Laozi and Yuanshi...

Journey to the West Calamity: Six-Eared Macaque, activate our "Snatch the Sutras" plan for Journey to the West.

穿越洪荒，认盘古做大哥，成为第3001位魔神。
开天大劫：大哥，那条蛐蟮，给我竖着劈。
凶兽量劫：弑神枪我的了，罗睺一边玩去。
龙汉大劫：元凤是我老婆，祖龙，始麒麟，不好意思了。
巫妖量劫：祖巫叫我义父，帝俊太一两只杂毛鸟。
封神量劫：通天，你去对面。
通天：叔，我和老子元始不熟……
西游量劫：六耳猕猴，给我开启西游抢经计划