第1章 你两百年后会死

You will die in two hundred years.

On the day of a blind date, a tall, fair-skinned, and strikingly beautiful woman in red-soled heels sat across from me.
But then...
“You’re telling me that spiritual energy will revive in this world, and I’ll become the number one sword immortal of the human race?”
“Yes.”
“And you’re saying I mysteriously die 200 years later?”
“Exactly.”
“So what proof do you have for any of this?”
“You have a mole.”
“Where?”
Her eyes slowly drifted downward...
300 years in the past, in Moscow, a silver-haired girl looked at the towering skyscrapers not yet turned to ruins. She took a deep breath, turned around, and got into a Maybach.
On the way to the airport, on her 18th birthday, she made a decision different from the one in her previous life.
She was going to Xia Country...
To steal a man!
Elsewhere, a calico cat opened its eyes. The first thing it did?
Go find the human from its past life.
In this life, the calico cat lives by three words:
"Steal. That. Man!"
"Steal that man! Steal that man! Steal that f*cking man!"
(PS: Parallel world, fictional setting, positive vibes.)

相亲这天，一个穿着红底高跟鞋的妹子坐在我的面前。

她身材高挑，肌肤白皙，五官精致。

只不过......

“你说世间灵力复苏，我会成为人族第一剑仙？”

“是的。”

“你说我莫名死在了两百年后？”

“没错。”

“你有什么方法让我相信你的话？”

“你有颗痣。”

“哪里？”

黑裙女子视线缓缓往下移。

......

重回三百年前，莫斯科，银发少女看着还未化为废墟的一座座高楼，她深呼吸一口气转过了身，坐上了迈巴赫。

前往机场的路上。

十八岁的这一天，她做了一个和上辈子不同的决定。

她要去夏国，抢一个男人！

......

一睁眼，三花猫做的第一件事，就是去寻找上辈子的铲屎官。

这一世，三花猫只为三个字——“抢男人！抢男人！还是特么的抢男人！”
（PS:平行世界，架空，正能量。）