第1章 剩下的交给奇迹

The rest is up to miracles

Are you afraid of firearms that can shoot magic? What? You're not scared of those little squirt guns that only shoot "Aguamenti" and take three minutes to reload after one use? Oh, my dear customer, I'm not talking about those children's toys. I'm talking about the new big toys only big kids can use!

Please look this way:

Expelliarmus Colt! Its immense power guarantees equality for all; even Voldemort would drop his wand if hit!

Stupefy Gatling! Three thousand six hundred rounds per breath—no one can stand for more than a second under its firing muzzle!

Confringo Remington! Even Gringotts' vault door can be blown open with a single shot!

能发射魔法的枪械，你怕不怕？
什么？
你说不怕那种只能发射清泉如水且用一次就要装弹三分钟的呲水枪？
哦，我亲爱的客人，我说的可不是那些小孩子的小玩具，而是本店新推出的只有大孩子才能使用的大玩具！
请看这边：
除你武器·柯尔特！巨大的威力保证众生平等，即便是伏地魔被命中也要丢掉魔杖！
昏昏倒地·加特林！一息三千六百转，没有人能在哒哒冒火的枪口下站立超过一秒！
霹雳爆炸·雷明顿！哪怕是古灵阁的金库大门，也能一枪轰出一个大洞！
一忘皆空·巴雷特！在物理、魔法双重层面上令对手忘记一切！
……
什么？客人你想要能发射阿瓦达索命的军火？
我可是遵纪守法的好市民！怎么可能售卖与黑魔法相关的军火？！
咳咳……得加钱！
（哈利波特同人，HP同人）