章1 伊莫星危机

Chapter 1 Crisis on Imo

Yan Luo traveled through Warhammer 40K and got a bankrupt version of the underworld. Good news: he can judge the souls of demons and build infrastructure. Bad news: the evil gods all want him to "enter the job early". In order to avoid being used as firewood by the Inquisition, he decided to pretend to be a saint!

So the Empire has a new "wholesaler of miracles": Purifying demons? Actually, they were taken to the underworld as building materials. The Emperor appeared in spirit? All thanks to the Mirror of Evil's photo-editing technology. The Imperial Guards were suspicious? Immediately perform the "Top Ten Moments that Touched the Emperor".

Facing the pursuit of the four Chaos Gods, Yan Luo calmly said: "I have signed a strategic agreement with Boss Huang. If I catch two more demons, it will be enough to pay the rent."

This is a book about:

✔How to become a saint through acting in the 40K universe

✔How to turn Khorne into underworld decoration materials

✔How to live in harmony with the emperor and become rich

✔And… how to keep jumping on the edge of death but not die

Notes:

⚠The protagonist of this book is morally flexible and good at getting things for free. It is not recommended for followers of the Emperor with mysophobia to read.

⚠Some demons may suffer psychological trauma due to excessive exploitation

⚠The Underworld is currently recruiting "Forgotten River Water Quality Managers", with food and accommodation provided (but no salary)

"I'm not a heretic, I'm just a frugal CEO of the underworld." - Yama Knox (self-proclaimed)

阎罗穿越战锤40K，喜提破产版地府一座。好消息：能审判恶魔灵魂搞基建，坏消息：邪神们都想让他“提前入职”，为免被审判庭当柴烧，他决定——装！圣！人！
于是帝国多了位“神迹批发商”：净化恶魔？实则是抓去地府当建材，帝皇显灵？全靠孽镜台P图技术，禁军怀疑？立即表演“感动帝皇十大瞬间”。
面对混沌四神的追杀，阎罗淡定表示：“我和黄老板签了战略协议，再抓两个恶魔就够交房租了。”
这是一本关于：
✔如何在40K宇宙靠演技混成圣人
✔如何把恐虐大魔变成地府装修材料
✔如何和帝皇老人家和谐共处发家致富
✔以及……如何在作死的边缘反复横跳但就是不死
阅读须知：
⚠本书主角道德灵活，擅长白嫖，不建议洁癖帝皇信徒观看
⚠部分恶魔因被过度压榨，可能产生心理阴影
⚠地府目前招聘“忘川河水质管理员”，包吃包住（但没工资）
“我不是异端，我只是个勤俭持家的地府CEO。”——阎罗·诺克斯（自称）