第1章  系统早来五十年

The system came 50 years earlier

Fang Che transmigrated into a High-Martial World, accompanied by the system that every transmigrator needs. It's just that this system... seems to have arrived fifty years too early?!

[Ding! Congratulations, Host, for binding the Elderly Comeback System!]

Fang Che: "Not cool, buddy, I'm only 18!"

[Ding! Quest issued: Strengthen your martial arts heart. Disregarding danger to your life, publicly insult your childhood friend, a Sixth-tier martial artist, to resolve your inner demons!]

Looking at his childhood friend, who only had the strength of a Seventh-level Apprentice, Fang Che fell into deep thought.

[Ding! Quest issued: Make up for past regrets. Mend your relationship with Martial Emperor Bai Ruoxi, your deskmate from 50 years ago whom you haven't contacted!]

Fang Che: "?"
"Seems like a simple meal of pork ribs with braised noodles would do it, huh..."

[Ding! Your childhood friend, enraged by the insult, sent a Fourth-tier subordinate to seek revenge. Please survive the enemy's attack until help arrives.]

Fang Che punched the subordinate flying...

[Ding! A beast tide is approaching. Lure away the Beast King, the Crimson Flame Qilin...]

Looking at the Third-tier monster in front of him, which resembled a small dog, Fang Che fell silent again...

"System, buddy, are all your quests this easy?"

方澈一朝穿越，来到一个高武世界，跟随他的，还有穿越者必备的系统。
只不过这系统...好像早来了五十年？！
【叮！恭喜宿主绑定老年逆袭系统！】
方澈：不是哥们，我才18啊！
【叮！发布任务：坚定武道之心，不顾生命危险，当面辱骂身为六阶武者的青梅，祛除心结！】
看着面前只有七级学徒实力的青梅，方澈陷入沉思。
【叮！发布任务：弥补遗憾，与50年未曾联系的同桌武帝白若溪，修复关系！】
方澈：？
好像一顿排骨焖面就可以了唉...
【叮！青梅因受辱气愤，派出四阶小弟报仇，请在敌人的攻击下活着，坚持到救援到来。】
方澈一拳轰飞了小弟...
【叮！兽潮来袭，引开兽王赤焰麒麟...】
看着眼前长得像小狗的三阶妖兽，方澈再次沉默...
系统哥们，你的任务都这么简单吗？