第1章  表的，婊的！柳道友请回吧！

Damn it, bitch! Fellow Daoist Liu, please go back!

Shen Mo: "Sister-in-law, want some pills?"
Sister-in-law: "But I'm your sister-in-law!"
Shen Mo: "You're a fake one!" (Literally "cousin's wife," implying she's not a true blood relative)
Sister-in-law: "Fine, I'm a bitch then!" (Playing on the homophone "婊" (bitch) for "表" (cousin))

Shen Mo: "This immortal fairy... One perfect pill for one night's sleep?"

A pill refining accident awakens Shen Mo's past life memories, which had been sealed away for over a decade. Just then, his cousin's wife shows up. Ignoring Shen Mo's severe injuries, she demands he refine a Qi Gathering Pill. As a transmigrator with awakened memories, how could he tolerate such disrespect?

His golden finger activates: any pill he refines is guaranteed to be perfect. When others refine pills, they get one or two per batch. He gets a whole nest of them, with no pill toxins or side effects whatsoever.

So what if you have innate Five Spirit Roots? Watch me pop pills and become an immortal!

沈默：“嫂嫂，想要丹药吗？”
嫂嫂：“我可是你嫂嫂！”
沈默：“表的！”
嫂嫂：“行，我是婊的！”
沈默：“这位仙子...一枚完美丹药，睡一觉？”
一场炼丹意外，沈默觉醒了尘封十几年的前世记忆，就在这时，表嫂嫂找上了门，不顾沈默伤势严重，要求他炼制一枚聚气丹。作为穿越者，还觉醒了记忆，哪能受这气。金手指激活，所炼丹药必定完美。
别人炼丹，一炉一两颗，他一炉一两窝，还没有任何丹毒和副作用。
天生五灵根又如何，看我磕丹成仙。