第1章 报警啊！隔壁杀疯了！

Call the police! There's a murder going on next door!

【Lighthearted + No CP + Comedy + Showbiz】
Xiao He obtained a “Crime System” golden finger that allows him to learn various criminal skills.
— But the only way to survive is to keep killing people.
Xiao He: …I’m just a regular college student, who wants to become a criminal?!
Wait, there is another way?!
Due to a freak accident, Xiao He exploits a bug in the system — by using acting to replace real crimes, he steps into the entertainment industry and becomes a professional villain actor!
He can play a refined yet depraved serial killer, wielding a chainsaw and becoming everyone’s nightmare.
Or a heartless fugitive scumbag whose infamy makes the entire country cry for justice.
He’s a romance scammer, a cold-blooded assassin, a mass murderer…
He is — Actor Xiao He!
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At first, Xiao He took villain roles just to survive, but he unexpectedly shot to fame with his seemingly non-existent “acting skills” and became a top-tier movie star!
Everyone in the industry knows: the more people a character kills, the faster Xiao He accepts the script.
But the public says: “This guy doesn’t look like he’s acting. He needs to be investigated!”
Even fans plead: “Bro, stop killing people, we’re afraid you’ll actually go to jail!”
But as the real “toxins” of the industry keep getting exposed and arrested, Xiao He — who looks like the biggest villain — keeps rising in popularity and racking up awards.
Eventually, everyone just gives up: “Fine, let him keep ‘killing’ for us to watch. Just make way for the King of Villains.”

【轻松+无cp+沙雕+娱乐圈】
萧贺拥有了一个犯罪金手指，可以学习各种犯罪技能。
——但只有不断刀人才可以活下去。
萧贺：……好好的大学生不当，谁想去当罪犯啊！
诶？还真有办法！
一次意外，萧贺成功卡到金手指BUG，利用演绎代替真正的犯罪，步入娱乐圈成为反派专业户！
他可以是斯文败类的杀人魔，拎着电锯成为所有人的噩梦。
也可以是毫无人性的人渣逃犯，让罪犯恶名远扬，成为人人喊打的渣宰。
他是感情诈骗师，是连环杀人犯，是冷血杀手，是……演员萧贺！
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一开始萧贺只是为了保命，不断接下反派戏份，可没有想到竟然靠着不存在的“演技”一路爆红，成为了炙手可热的影帝！
圈内人都知道，剧本角色杀的人越多，萧贺接本子的速度越快。
而路人们却说：这人真不像演的，建议严查！
粉丝们也说：哥，别杀了，我真害怕你进去了啊！
可是眼见着圈内的“毒瘤”们纷纷落网，看上去最像坏人的萧贺仍旧红火，甚至拿奖拿到手软。
后来的大家：算了，哥就爱刀人给我们看，让让他吧。