这不是我想要的挂

This isn't the hook I want.

Sasuke uses Susanoo… to play landlord.
Sakura gets obsessed… with aliens.
Kurama, once a mighty beast, is now just a fat NEET.
The Third Hokage walks around with painkillers in his pocket.
Orochimaru clutches manga while chanting "Science!"
Tsunade is drunk every night.
And Jiraiya? He's shacking up with Ōtsutsuki women in secret moon resorts.

Naruto, feeling something is seriously wrong with this ninja world, has no choice but to endure his family’s cold glares and farm alone on the moon.

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