第1章 狼与狈的相遇

The encounter between the wolf and the wolf

[Peerless swordsman, succubus body, daily pitfalls between friends in the world of immortal cultivation, lighthearted and funny]
Chu He, a disciple of the Jiuzhou Immortal Sect, possesses a sword spirit, supreme celestial eyes, and a celestial physique. Countless powerful beings predicted he would become a future leader of the righteous path.
After encountering his Sixth Master, he embarks on an increasingly bizarre path of no return.
The richest man in Jiuzhou: "Chu He Immortal Venerable has not yet cultivated the Tao, but he has already owed hundreds of millions of spirit stones. I am not as courageous as him."
The Demon King of the Demon Realm: "Chu He Immortal Venerable liberated the Demon Realm. He is the belief of our demon clan, so the Beast Ear Mother must be given to him. She cannot not be given to him."
The giant of the magic way: "I will not comment on the fact that the demon god we demon cultivators worship is actually Chu He."
The leader of the Sword Sect: "In terms of lowliness, I am not even a fraction as good as Chu He."
The emperor of the dynasty: "I said to my father at the time, 'Either give me the position of crown prince, or I will become sworn brothers with Chu He, and then I will become emperor.'"
The master of the Tianji Pavilion: "Chu He Immortal Venerable, cultivators in Jiuzhou believe that nine-tenths of the current evil winds and evils are due to you. What do you think?"
Chu He's response to such slander:
"Don't believe everything you hear. I, Chu He, have been upright and honest all my life. I am an honest man."
— "Tianji News"
"Chu He Immortal Venerable said that he can call the wind and rain in Jiuzhou, so let us all be honest."

【绝世剑修，魅魔仙体，修仙界损友互坑日常，轻松搞笑】
　　楚河，九州仙门弟子。
　　身怀剑灵根、无上仙眼、通天仙体。
　　无数大能内定的未来正道翘楚。
　　却在遇见一个老六师尊后走上了画风越发奇怪的不归路。
　　九州首富：“楚河仙尊还未修道，就背负了上亿灵石的欠条，这等魄力，我不如他。”
　　妖域妖皇：“楚河仙尊解放妖域，是我们天下妖族的信仰，所以兽耳娘必须得送，不送不行。”
　　魔道巨擘：“关于我们魔修拜的魔神其实是楚河这件事，我不做评价。”
　　剑宗宗主：“论贱，我不如楚河万一。”
　　皇朝帝王：“我当时对父皇说，要么给我太子位，要么我就和楚河结拜，然后我就当上皇帝了。”
　　天机阁主：“楚河仙尊，九州修士认为现在的歪风邪气有九成功劳在你，你怎么看。”
　　对于这样的污蔑，楚河愤怒回答道：“你们不要听风就是雨，我楚河一生正直清白，我是老实人。”
　　“楚河仙尊说他在九州呼风唤雨，让我们都老实点。”——《天机报》