第1节

Section 1

Golden Finger: The system will activate after retirement.
You think the above is already a scam? Let me tell you, this isn’t even the worst scam yet.

Yamabuki Ditang: “Yamamoto, I think the Gotei 13 should have a retirement system. After a Shinigami has served in the Gotei 13 for a certain period, they should be able to apply for retirement.”
Yamamoto: “Of course, that’s a good thing.”
Yamabuki Ditang: “Then when can I retire?”
Yamamoto: “In a thousand years.”
“…”

姓名，山吹棣棠。年龄：十八。金手指：退休之后将激活系统。你以为以上这些很坑？我告诉你，这还不是最坑的。山吹棣棠“山本，我认为护庭十三队应该加入退休机制，当一名死神在护庭十三队工作一段时间后可以申请退休。”山本：“当然可以，这是好事儿。”山吹棣棠：“那我什么时候能退休！”山本：“一千年以后。”“……”