第一章 香火解术，神力展威 

Incense can dispel magic, and divine power can be displayed

My name is Jiang Lai. After losing my job, I returned to my village and somehow became the village’s “Land God.”

I had only been a god for a month, still figuring out how to trick my family into burning incense to gather divine power, unlock divine arts, and dreaming of getting promoted to “County Land God” so I could scrape by on divine offerings.

Then, the sky collapsed.

Demons appeared in the world, fierce ghosts roamed freely, the heavens and earth changed, and the human world became a purgatory.

Only my divine domain remained bright with lights and blessed with good weather.

With one word, “Grow,” the five grains would grow wildly.

With one word, “Retreat,” all evil would back away.

With one word, “Seal,” my divine position would rise!

This is my territory. Those who believe in me will be protected in peace. Those who offend me will be destroyed by divine might!

我叫江来，失业回村，稀里糊涂成了村里的“土地神”。成神不过一个月，正琢磨着怎么忽悠家人烧香攒火、解锁神术，梦想升职当“县土地”，混口神饭吃。结果，天塌了。妖魔现世，厉鬼横行，天地异变，人间成了炼狱。唯有我的神域灯火通明，风调雨顺。我一句“长”，五谷疯长；我一句“退”，诛邪退避；我一句“封”，神位加身！这，就是我的地盘。信我者，庇其平安；犯我者，神威诛灭！