第1章 ，易筋洗髓经玉体篇

Yi Jin Xi Sui Jing Jade Body Chapter

That day, as you walked into work, you noticed a strange odor. Your limbs felt weak, your spirit drained, as if your body had been hollowed out...

You realized you'd caught the odor of work.

To dispel it, you decided to strengthen your body.

After returning home, you bought a copy of the "Muscle-Tendon and Marrow-Washing Sutra" online.

Your deduction was successful!

The fake manual in your hand transformed into the "Muscle-Tendon and Marrow-Washing Sutra: Jade Body Chapter."

You tried practicing, and found that the odor disappeared. A jade-like glow emanated from your body, a precious, righteous aura...

You effortlessly uprooted a ten-meter-long electric pole and swung it, fiddling with a stone block weighing hundreds of pounds like a collectible...

You continued shopping online for manuals.

The "Nine Yin Manual" transformed into the "Nine Yin Crazy Manual" in the blink of an eye. The

"Wudang Thirty-Six Exercises" became the "Wudang Thirty-Six Exercises: Innate Charging Pile Method." 

"..."

In a parallel world, the spirit revived.

I was clearly holding a legitimate manual, so why was the resulting version so outrageous?!

Lu Yue pondered for a moment, then reached for the "Jade Girl Heart Sutra" beside him.

那天，你上班左脚迈进公司，闻见自身有一股怪味，并且感到四肢无力，精神倦怠，就像身体被掏空……

你意识到自己染上了班味儿。

为了驱散班味儿，你想起强身健体。

回家后你网购一本《易筋洗髓经》。

推演成功！

手里假秘籍变成《易筋洗髓经玉体篇》

你尝试修行，发现身体班味儿消失，浑身冒玉光，贵不可言，正气逼人……

你轻松拔起一旁十米长的电线杆挥舞，并将几百斤重的石墩当做文玩在手里盘玩……

你继续网购秘籍。

《九阴真经》眨眼间变成《九阴疯经》

《武当三十六功》又变成《武当三十六功先天充电桩法》

“……”

平行世界，灵异复苏。

自己明明拿的是正经秘籍，为什么出来的版本却这么离谱！！！

陆越沉思之后，将手伸向一旁《玉女心经》。

已有完本精品《这个简化太离谱了！》