第1章 圣魂村的“天外来客”与社畜的审判初体验

The "Alien Visitors" of the Holy Soul Village and the First Experience of the Judgment of Social Animals

Guan Xiaoyu accidentally travels to Douluo Continent, where she's bound to a bizarre "Judgment System." This system specifically targets reborn "stowaways." From elementary school students to square-dance aunties, from local thugs to ignorant lolita girls, beautiful women, social elites, and even homeless beggars, everyone is on its elimination list. The mission principles are incredibly pragmatic (and shameless): If you can defeat them, act cool. If you can't, then mount your horse and flee—the key to survival! As the saying goes, "A sword breaks a horse, and its eggs fall to the sky. Guan Yu possesses me for eternity. Sparing my life is a life of peace, and after my social death, I will become even more immortal."

You start with twin martial spirits: the Azure Dragon Crescent Blade (which comes with the help of Guan Yu's phantom, and has a bizarre configuration of nine spirit rings, making it stronger when facing a stronger opponent) and the aggressive Red Hare (which will kick and kick people if it disagrees with them).

Guan Xiaoyu had originally intended to keep a low profile and survive. However, the system quest refreshed: Target One: An elementary school student who had just finished school! As he rushed towards his target, he was met with a pencil flashing with armor-piercing power, leaving him questioning his fate. The system even whispered in his ear, gloating, "Dear~ Social death is also part of the judgment~"

From then on, Guan Xiaoyu was forced to embark on a hilarious and often suicidal journey of "cleaning up the house" on Douluo Continent. The sonic waves of square dancing women nearly shook him to death, thugs' street extortion tactics were hard to defend against, and an ignorant young woman summoned a candy house, leaving her dazed and stunned... Facing these bizarre opponents, Guan Xiaoyu, crescent-shaped blade in left hand and his fiery Red Hare in right, struggled to survive through a cycle of pretentious displays, frantic escapes, and occasional resignations.

关小羽意外穿越到斗罗大陆，绑定了一个奇葩的“审判·系统”。这系统专盯着重生穿越来的“偷渡者”，从小学生到广场舞大妈，从地痞流氓到无知萝莉、漂亮御姐、社会大哥乃至流浪乞丐，统统都在它清除清单上。任务原则极其务实（且不要脸）：打得过就狠狠装B，打不过？上马开溜跑路才是生存奥义！，正所谓：“刀折马倒卵朝天，关爷附体万万年，留得狗命青山在，社死过后爷更仙”
开局双生武魂：青龙偃月刀（自带关羽虚影助阵，九大魂环配置离奇，遇强则强）和暴躁的赤兔马（一言不合就尥蹶子踹人）。
关小羽本想低调做人，苟命发育。然而系统任务刷新：目标一，刚放学的小学生！当他视死如归冲向目标，却被对方一根闪烁着“破甲光芒”的铅笔怼得怀疑人生…系统还在耳边幸灾乐祸：“亲~社死也是审判的一环哟~”
从此，关小羽被迫踏上了在斗罗大陆“清理门户”的爆笑/神经质之旅。广场舞大妈的音波广场舞阵法险些把他魂震出窍，地痞流氓的街头碰瓷讹诈术防不胜防，无知萝莉召唤出一座糖果屋砸得人七荤八素…面对这些“卧虎藏龙”的奇葩对手，关小羽左手偃月刀，右手拽着暴躁赤兔马，在努力装B、疯狂逃命与偶尔躺平的循环中艰难求生。