全世界七十亿人给我发红包！

Seven billion people around the world sent me red envelopes!

Ding! Congratulations, you have received 7 billion red packets!

Ding! Congratulations, you have received 50 million yuan.

Ding! Congratulations, you have got a Lamborghini Bull.

Ding! Congratulations, you have obtained 51% of the shares of the listed company.

Ding! Congratulations, you have obtained a first-class product from Tomson.

Ding! Congratulations, you got the skill fighter king.

Ding! Congratulations, you have acquired the skill Voice of Nature.

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Lin Fan: 7 billion red envelopes? When will I order it?

Street Reporter: How long will it take you to earn 1 million?

Lin Fan: ...

Street reporter: Why do you keep blinking?

Lin Fan: Didn't you ask me how long it would take me to earn 1 million?

叮！恭喜您，收到70亿个红包！叮！恭喜您，获得5000万元。叮！恭喜您，获得兰博基尼大牛。叮！恭喜您，获得上市公司51%股份。叮！恭喜您，获得汤臣一品一栋。叮！恭喜您，获得技能格斗王。叮！恭喜您，获得技能天籁歌喉。…… ……林凡：70亿个红包？我要点到什么时候啊？街头记者：请问你多久可以赚100万？林凡：……街头记者：你怎么一直眨眼呢？林凡：你不是问我多久可以赚100万吗？PS：欢迎阅读我的完本书《超级红包神仙群》、《诸天红包聊天群》。               
              
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