第1章 001毕业即失业

001 Unemployment after graduation

After graduation, one becomes unemployed, and Yun Tutu cannot escape this law.

Want to join the takeaway army? Yuntutu picked up his phone and searched for takeaway apps.

I had so many food delivery apps in a row, and I was having trouble choosing. I simply closed my eyes, clicked a few times randomly, and then opened my eyes again. Cross-border Flash Delivery was loading...

Cloud map, "..."

Did this just happen?! I tried to unsubscribe, but my phone shut down. Holy crap! I got a virus.

Thinking that there was still 1,803.73 yuan in the card, Yuntutu’s first reaction was to turn off the phone.

Immediately, the phone appeared, "Congratulations to the host for successfully binding to the cross-border flash delivery service and becoming a new employee of our company, employee number 0038..."

Cloud map, "..."

Forget it, she was just thinking about it. She thought that her delicate skin and tender body could not do the job of delivering takeout. She clicked to uninstall, but could not find the uninstall window.

…

You have a Shanda delivery order. Refugee Xiaoya wants a white flour steamed bun...

You have a flash delivery order. The daughter of the Marquis's family wants a concealer...

You have a flash delivery order, and I want to give the emperor a world map...

…

The orders are getting weirder and weirder. Yuntutu can’t handle it alone. He needs to find a backer quickly...

毕业即失业，云图图还是逃脱不了这一定律。

要不要也加入外卖大军？云图图拿起手机搜索外卖程序。

连着好几个外卖程序，又到了选择困难症，干脆闭上眼睛，胡乱点了两下，再睁开眼，越界闪送正在加载……

云图图，“……”

刚刚有这玩意？？想要撤回，手机居然罢工，卧槽！中病毒了。

想到卡里还有1803.73块钱，云图图第一反应就是关机。

随即，手机出现，“恭喜宿主绑定越界闪送成功，成为本公司新职员，工号0038号……”

云图图，“……”

算了，她也只是想想，想她细皮嫩肉的也做不来外卖的活，点击想要卸载，却怎么也找不到卸载的窗口。

……

你有一单闪送，难民小雅要一份白面馒头……

你有一单闪送，侯府嫡女要一份遮瑕膏……

你有一单闪送，网友我想摆烂，给始皇大大送一份世界地图……

……

订单越来越奇怪，云图图一个人hold不住，得赶紧找靠山……