第1章 什么！我家全家反派！

What! My whole family is a villain!

【Eating melon system + hilarious + mind reading for the whole family】

After living for 20 years, Su Anan suddenly got a melon-eating system, and learned that the world she lived in was a book, and her whole family was a villain.

Su Anan: ...Her family members are villains?

At the same time, the Su family was suddenly able to hear Su Anan's voice.

The whole family is a villain! How is that possible?! They are all good, law-abiding citizens!

Then, they began their journey of eating melons and making trouble...

What! Mr. Shen is having an affair with his nanny! But he’s almost eighty!

The Su family members all looked at Mr. Shen and the nanny with admiration in their eyes. They were still strong despite their old age!

At a certain banquet, there was new gossip! A certain overbearing CEO, despite his cool exterior, actually suffered from hemorrhoids and even applied ointment to the banquet.

The Su family looked at the CEO with a meaningful look. Tsk tsk tsk, it really is true that appearances are not to be judged! No wonder his posture was a little awkward. Hey! He just scratched his butt with his hand!

After the banquet, the Su family tacitly shortened the time they spent in the toilet. They absolutely could not get hemorrhoids!

In a certain business field, Father Su has found new news, and it is from a new partner.

The seemingly calm and steady 40-year-old elegant partner actually likes to wear women's clothing in private! He also likes to play role-playing with his wife!

Father Su imagined the scene, then lowered his head. It was over. The image in his mind was lingering, and he suddenly couldn't bear to look at his partner. What should he do?

The life of eating melons is really wonderful. As for being a villain! Whoever wants to be one can be one. They are busy eating melons every day!

【吃瓜系统＋爆笑＋全家读心术】
活了20年，苏安安突然得到了一个吃瓜系统，还知道了自己生活的这个世界是一本书，而自己家全家反派。
苏安安：……她家人是反派？
与此同时，苏家人突然能够听到苏安安的心声了。
全家都是反派！怎么可能！他们可都是遵纪守法的好公民！
然后，他们就开始了吃瓜摆烂之路……
什么！沈家老爷子和他家保姆搞在一起了！可是他不是快八十了吗！
苏家人集体看向了沈老爷子和那个保姆，眼神相当敬佩，老当益壮啊！
在某宴会上，又有新瓜！某霸道总裁外表冷酷，但其实饱受痔疮困扰，来参加宴会还涂了药膏。
苏家人看向这个总裁的眼神变得意味深长，啧啧啧，果然人不可貌相啊！难怪他的站姿有点别扭，嘿！他刚刚用手偷偷抠屁股了！
宴会结束后，苏家人很默契的缩短了上厕所的时间，他们绝对不能长痔疮！
某生意场，苏父又吃到了新瓜，还是合作方的新瓜。
看上去沉稳稳重40岁的儒雅合作方私底下居然喜欢穿女装！还喜欢和老婆玩角色扮演！
苏父想象了一下这个场面，然后低下了头，完了，脑海里的画面挥之不去了，突然对合作方不忍直视了起来怎么办？
吃瓜的生活真的美滋滋，至于当反派！谁爱当谁去当吧，他们每天吃瓜忙着呢！