第一章 穿越回洪荒

Travel back to the primitive times

There are fifty great ways, forty-nine heavenly developments. One vanished, and Siye was that one. He watched as the Ancestral Dragon, Ancestral Phoenix, and First Qilin vanished into the primordial wasteland; Hongjun united with the Dao to secure a glimmer of hope for the masses; Nuwa and the Three Pure Ones of the West attained sainthood; the demon race established the Heavenly Court; the human race emerged; the witch-lich war led to the human race's prosperity. After one catastrophe after another, one shift of heaven and earth after another, and one reincarnation after another, a glimmer of hope finally emerged. To change the predetermined outcome, Siye decided to roll up his sleeves, cultivate the land, build roads, develop the food industry, create entertainment, build tourist attractions, and develop infrastructure. What's the fun in fighting for power? Isn't it better to devour meat, drink wine, and laugh heartily? That witch over there, come and learn about the construction industry. Tongtian, you deserve a zoo. Nuwa, you're a professional at creating stars (humans). Dijun, don't miss out on this future star in the express delivery industry. Jieyin and Zhunti, if you come again and claim "This creature is destined for me," I'll close shop and release Hongjun. Hongjun: ... ——— At first, the Wu Clan: Where did this yellow-haired brat come from? How dare he set his sights on us? Later, real estate is so lucrative. — At first, Tongtian: How can a zoo be as happy as recruiting disciples? Later: A furry one in my left hand, a furry one in my right hand, I'm inhaling. ... [Dedicated to construction, development, and peaceful coexistence, the bottom VS the Daoist ancestor who only has the Tao in his heart but is repeatedly led astray] ——— See the pre-collected article next door! ["Monster Vacation Home"] Synopsis: Yuan Fei owns a small, two-story vacation home deep in the mountains, with three monster employees. The receptionist, who is often reported for keeping protected animals, is Hu Li, a nine-tailed white fox. The cook, who eats the guests' meals while cooking, is Tao Tie. The accountant, who calculates the long-term losses and finds that the boss owes the finance department money, is Pi Xiu. As the owner and sole human of this unfortunate vacation home, who's in debt to the finance department, Yuan Fei not only has to constantly have tea with the police, find excuses to guests for slow service, but also constantly struggles to save himself from bankruptcy. His heart is pounding. Yuan Fei thought his life would continue in this chaotic state, but one day, he discovered he wasn't human! He'd always thought he was the only human among these demons, but it turned out he wasn't either. This was embarrassing. Pixiu: "Why are you embarrassed? It's so good to be human. This way we can stay open for another five hundred years." Yuan Fei glanced at him dimly: "And then I'll owe you another five hundred years of money for no apparent reason?" Pixiu nodded: "Yes, you can pay it back if you can't." What a great deal! He's so clever. Yuan Fei: "...Brother, go away." ——— [A warm and healing smile on the outside, a madly complaining (mysterious) bottom vs. a stingy Pixiu top who only cares about money and never gives out] Theme: Live life to the fullest. No matter what difficulties you face, stay positive. With courage and determination, anything is possible!

大道五十，天衍四十九，遁去其一，四叶就是那其一。　　他看着祖龙祖凤始麒麟消失在洪荒，看着鸿钧合道为大众争一线生机，看着女娲三清西方二人成圣，看着妖族立天庭，看着人族出现，看着巫妖大战，人族兴旺。　　一个个量劫，一场场天地交替，一次次轮回，最终得到一线生机。　　为了改变既定的结局，四叶决定，挽起袖子，种田修路，美食搞起来，娱乐弄起来，旅游景区打造起来，基建开展起来。　　争权夺利打架斗殴有什么趣，大口吃肉大口喝酒大声畅笑它不香吗？　　那边那个巫族，来，建筑业了解一下。　　通天，动物园你值得拥有。　　女娲娘娘，造星（人）你是专业的。　　帝俊，快递行业的未来之星不要错过。　　接引准提你们再来‘此物与我有缘’抢业绩，我就关门放鸿钧了啊。　　鸿钧：...　　———　　刚开始巫族：哪来的黄毛小儿，竟然敢打我们的主意。    后来，房地产真香啊。    —    刚开始通天：动物园哪有收徒快乐。    后来：左手一只毛茸茸，右手一只毛茸茸，我吸。     ...　　【一心搞建设立志发展和平共处受VS心中只有道却次次被带歪的道祖攻】———隔壁预收文求关注！【《妖怪度假屋》】　　简介：　　元腓拥有一栋深山老林的两层楼小度假屋，里面有员工三妖。　　　　经常被人举报饲养保护动物的前台，九尾白狐蝴黎。　　做着做着客人的饭直接自己吃了的厨子，饕餮。　　算账长期算出亏损老板倒欠财务钱的财务，貔貅。　　　　而身为这个很不幸倒欠财务钱的度假屋老板兼唯一的人类，他不仅要时常去跟警察大哥喝茶，跟客人各种找理由解释上菜慢，还时刻在抢救破产的路上，简直是操碎了心。　　　　元腓以为日子就要这么鸡飞狗跳下去，结果有一天，他发现。　　他不是人！　　　　一直以为自己是这群妖魔中唯一的人类，到头来竟然也不是人，这就尴尬了。　　　　貔貅：“尴尬什么，不是人多好，这样我们就能再开五百年。”　　　　元腓幽幽的睨过去：“然后我再莫名多欠你五百年的钱？”　　　　貔貅点头：“对，还不起就你偿。”　　多好的买卖，他真是聪明。　　　　元腓：“...哥屋恩，滚。”　　    ———　　【面上笑容温暖治愈内心疯狂吐槽（神秘）受VS只进不出死抠门貔貅大佬攻】立意:努力生活，无论面临任何困境积极向上，奋勇拼搏，一切皆有可能！