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Section 1

"Interview, Mr. Bai Yu, you once said a very classic saying..." "Oh~ that~ a restaurant owner who doesn't want to become a light novel writer is not a good fighter." "Mr. Bai Yu, do you mind introducing the restaurant?" "Of course~ this is Soraka, the attending physician of the restaurant, she... Crowley! Let go of Soraka! Your blood is going to be sucked dry! Hokage over there, stop playing Landlord! I didn't ask you to switch to Mahjong!" "They are all small mistakes~ Next is the waiter in the restaurant, Mengmeng, what are you going to do with Saber?! Pick up Souta from school? That's okay, tell that kid to come here for dinner at their house tonight~" "Oh, and... what are you all doing?! Interview! Be serious! Where's Lucifer? Come out to take care of things!" Everyone: "Go to Rikkai University next door to watch the tennis match~" The group of reporters looked at Bai Yu who was forcing a smile, silently turned off the camera, made a cross on his chest for these naughty kids, and said Amen in unison.

“采访一下，白羽先生你曾经说过一句很经典的名言...”“哦~那个啊~不想成为轻小说家的料理店主不是一个好的格斗家。”“白羽先生介意介绍一下店吗？”“当然~这位是索拉卡是店里的主治医师，她...克鲁鲁！放开索拉卡！血要被吸干了！那边的火影你别斗地主了！不是让你换成麻将！”“都是小失误~接下来是店里的服务员，萌萌，你要和saber干什么去？！接创太放学？那没事了，告诉那小子晚上他们家来这吃饭~”“哦，还有...你们都在干什么啊？！采访呢！认真点！路西法呢？出来管事了！”众人：“去隔壁立海大看网球比赛了~”一众记者团，看着强颜欢笑的白羽默默地关上了相机为这些熊孩子们在胸口画了个十字，齐声说了句阿门