第一章 师门不幸，有如此坑爹弟子

It's unfortunate for the master to have such a bad disciple.

[Black-bellied + Insidious + Shameless + Not Alone + Old Six + Slender Development + Genius + Super Strong + Might Be Funny + A Little Outrageous + Not Serious]

Why do tens of thousands of female disciples of Shushan frequently lose their underwear?

Why does the Shushan Seven-Colored Glazed Chicken scream in the middle of the night?

Why are the elixirs and herbs from Mount Shu frequently stolen...

When the most lazy, unlearned, extremely deceitful, opportunistic, greedy, lustful, scheming, and cunning junior uncle Zhang Yu appeared in Shushan, the whole Shushan became chaotic.

Looking at the three colorful phoenixes left in the world, one male and two females, between heaven and earth.

Feeling somewhat envious, Zhang Yu simply stewed the male phoenix. After eating it, he felt much better.

In order to find out what the seven-colored glazed chicken and the five-colored phoenix would produce, Zhang Yu directly gave them...

In the end, everyone in Shushan was united.

He decided to give the only 100% immortality elixir in ten thousand years to Zhang Yu.

He was sent to heaven to wreak havoc on the fairy world, and was told not to return to Mount Shu unless he found a fairy to marry.

So Zhang Yu took the elixir, and a thunderstorm descended, with tens of thousands of Shushan female disciples' underwear falling from the sky.

Countless female disciples of Mount Shu pointed their swords at Zhang Yu.

Zhang Yu shouted: "Brother, save me!"

Jian Yixuan looked at all the female disciples of Mount Shu with a face full of grief and indignation and said, "Disciples, please let this evil creature go for once!"

"Let him become an immortal and bring disaster to the immortal world..."

【腹黑+阴险狡诈+不要脸+不单+老六+猥琐发育+天才+超强+可能搞笑+有一点点离谱+不正经】
　　为何蜀山数万女弟子内衣频频丢失？
　　为何蜀山七彩琉璃鸡深夜惨叫？
　　为何蜀山仙丹灵草频频失窃......
　　当蜀山最好吃懒做、不学无术、坑爹至极、投机取巧、贪财好色、诡计多端、一天八百个心眼子的小师叔张宇出现，整个蜀山变得鸡飞狗跳。
　　看着世间仅存一公两母三只五彩凤凰天地之间。
　　有些羡慕的张宇索性将公凤凰炖了，吃完之后他心态舒服很多。
　　为了探寻七彩琉璃鸡跟五彩凤凰会生出什么张宇直接给它们......
　　最终，蜀山上下一心。
　　决定将万年来唯一一颗百分百成仙丹给了张宇。
　　让他上天去祸害仙界，并嘱咐他不找个仙子当媳妇就一辈子别回蜀山。
　　于是张宇吃下仙丹，雷劫降下，数万条蜀山女弟子的内衣洒落天空。
　　无数蜀山女弟子执剑对准张宇。
　　张宇高呼：“师兄救我！”
　　剑一玄满脸悲愤的看着所有蜀山女弟子道：“徒儿们，放过这孽畜一次吧！”
　　“让他成仙祸害仙界去.......”