第一章：人在提瓦特，原神新版本

People in Teyvat, the new version of Genshin Impact

In a parallel world, the game Genshin Impact released a brand new character in version 4.0: Yuntian, the polearm-wielding Yuntian! Players are unanimous about his strength...

[It has health recovery, damage, dominance, displacement, range, and tracking! This is a true hexagonal warrior!]

[Wow, this character's passive is a perfect match for Fufu!]

[Well, I can only say that this is the perfect couple for me! Yunfu is awesome!]

[Looks great, right? You can only draw one! Because they're both in the same card pool! (Smile)]

..........

On the continent of Teyvat...

Yuntian: Um...I think it’s too early to talk about some things?

Fukaros: But she already likes you! You can't escape, so just accept your fate!

Navellette: (Silence) (Nods)

Yuntian: But I really didn’t think about these things!

(It starts with a slow tempo, and the sinner dances and begins to confess his love)

平行世界，游戏原神在4.0上架了一个全新的角色，用长柄武器的云天！而对于他的强度，玩家们的态度很统一......
【有回血、有伤害，有霸体、有位移、有范围、有追踪！这是妥妥的六边形战士啊！】
【好家伙，这人物被动和芙芙绝配呀！】
【嗯，只能说不愧是我磕的CP！云芙赛高！】
【很好看是吧？只能抽一个！因为他们两个在同一个卡池！（微笑）】
..........
提瓦特大陆上....
云天：那个.....我觉得有些事情谈的还太早？
芙卡洛斯：可是她已经喜欢上你了！你逃不掉了，已经早点认命吧！
纳维莱特：（沉默）（点头）
云天：可我真的没想这些事啊！
（开头慢节奏，罪人舞步旋开始表白）