第1章 吾好梦中写歌 

I like to write songs in my dreams

"Ladies and gentlemen, we can talk about love, but instant noodles must have eggs. This is the principle!"

The barrage of comments: [Where did this dog come from? Get off the show!]

Until he collapsed on the sofa, lazily humming his original divine song "Painting": "Draw ten girls to accompany me, and then draw ten Chinese medicine doctors to regulate me"

The entire internet was laughing like crazy: [Help! Is this Lao Liu here to shake up the domestic entertainment industry?!]

When the celestial fairy sister Zhao Lingyun took the initiative to talk, he handed her instant noodles: "Are you hungry? I have the exclusive secret recipe of the instant noodles fairy. You'll feel full after eating it!"

Netizens dug up his negative information overnight, only to find out that his casually written scripts beat the best actor, and his impromptu singing and playing crushed the top stars...

The hater's defense broke: [Are you here for a dating show or to mess things up?! ]

“各位女嘉宾，恋爱可以谈，但泡面必须加蛋这是原则！”
  弹幕狂喷：【哪来的土狗？滚出节目！】
  直到他瘫在沙发上，懒洋洋哼出原创神曲《画》：“画十个姑娘陪着我，再画十个中医调理我”
  全网笑疯：【救命！这老六是来整顿内娱的吧！】
  天仙姐姐赵灵韵主动搭话，他反手递泡面：“饿不？泡面仙人独家秘方，吃完直接上头！”
  网友连夜扒他黑料，却扒出他随手写的剧本吊打影帝、即兴弹唱碾压顶流……
  黑粉破防：【你特么是来恋综还是来砸场子的？！】