第001章 -一重生就嘿嘿嘿

- Hehehehe as soon as I was reborn

Save this column by Fishbone~ [Copywriting] In the year 23333 of the Mu Yuan era, on the Swallowing Buds plane, a race without dreams inhabited. They lived long lives and possessed strong physiques, but lacked the nerves that allowed them to dream. Thus, a profession emerged within this vast plane: the Dream Builder. ... He Fei felt incredibly unlucky. As a nerdy writer, being accidentally killed by aliens was one thing, being reborn on another planet was one, and being raped upon waking was one, but what about being asked to marry a dead person? Sure, they had an engagement, but it was arranged by their parents! Do aliens also practice child marriages? Not to mention, his intended marriage partner was already dead. He Fei didn't want to marry a dead person, but unfortunately, military orders were unavoidable, so he could only hold a tablet and swear allegiance before the gods. He had assumed a widow's life would be hard, but unexpectedly, his in-laws seemed quite kind to him, providing him with food, shelter, and money, and even allowing him to resume his old trade. From novelist to dream builder, a worthless widower transformed himself into a sought-after dream builder among the nobility. Then, unfortunate events occurred: He Fei discovered he was pregnant with steamed buns. Eating Guidelines: 1. Marry first, love later; top dotes on bottom, naive, sweet, childbearing, and incredibly sweet. 2. The Imperial God of Kings has that... [This article is participating in the "I Have a Date with Jinjiang" essay contest. Ladies who liked this article, please give us your support! =3=] There are two ways to vote: 1 bottle of nutrient solution = 4 votes, 1 landmine = 1 vote. Ladies, please show your support! Fishbone loves you! [The entry will be published tomorrow (Friday), and I'll have three long updates, so I'll be taking a break today o(≧v≦)o~~ Ladies, please continue to support me! Fishbone loves you_(:з”∠)_ Please save my new draft! =3=! [Synopsis] Shangguan Diwu has traveled through time and become Guan Wu, the cross-dressing villain who tortured the male protagonist to death in the popular novel "Immortal Demon Tribulation" that I just abandoned two days ago. Not only that, he also obtained a very creepy system. What the hell is this peerless transvestite training system?! As the fake heroine in the first third of the story and the real villain in the last two thirds, Guan Wu not only has to seduce the male protagonist but also follow the plot carefully. He expressed immense pressure. Especially since he abandoned the novel midway and had no idea what the subsequent plot would be like. Guan Wu always thought that the character he was wearing was the biggest villain in the book (he was a man dressed as a woman to deceive the male protagonist's feelings, so he was not the ultimate villain?), but he did not expect that the protagonist and the ultimate guy in this book, who used to speak softly and tenderly to him, suddenly turned into a possessive and blackened pervert. What the hell is this! Guan Wu Erkang's hand—— Male protagonist, do you know what it is? You are broken! The male protagonist is gentle and elegant on the outside, but he is a blackened man on the inside) The main one is the bottom, the bottom has a hole in his brain, the top loves the bottom, sweet sweet sweet~ Portal

鱼骨头的专栏，收藏一下吧~【文案】　　木元23333年，吞芽星位面，这是一个没有梦境的种族生存的位面。他们寿命绵长，体魄强健，却没能拥有让他们做梦的那几条神经。从此，这个庞大的位面中出现了一个职业——筑梦师。　　……　　贺非觉得自己很倒霉。　　身为一个宅男作家，一不小心被外星人打死也就算了，重生到外星也就算了，一醒来就被人啪啪啪也就算了，可是要他嫁给一个死人是怎么回事？　　好吧，他们之间的确有婚约不假，可那都是家长定下来的啊！外星人也流行娃娃亲吗？更别说他的结婚对象已经挂了。　　贺非不想嫁给死人，只可惜军令难违，他只能抱着牌位在神的面前宣誓效忠。　　本来以为寡夫的生活注定苦逼，没想到婆家对他似乎还不错，不但有吃有喝有钱花，还让他重拾了前世的老本行。从小说家到筑梦师，一个废柴寡夫摇身一变成了在贵族中都炙手可热的筑梦师。　　然后，不幸的事情发生了，贺非发现自己有包子了。食用指南1、先婚后爱，攻宠受，傻甜白，生子，苏破天际~2、帝国男神攻有那啥啥】本文正在参加本期“我和晋江有个约会”征文大赛，求喜欢本文的妹子们多多支持=3=！投票方式有两种1瓶营养液=4票，1个地雷=1票妹子们请多多捧场哇~鱼骨头爱你们~【入文将于明天（周五）入V，届时三更粗长，所以今天就停更一天啦o(≧v≦)o~~妹子们请继续支持哇，鱼骨头爱你们_(:з”∠)_ 新文存稿求收藏=3=！ 【文案】　　上官第五穿越了，穿成了前两天才弃坑的一本终点种马小说《仙魔劫》里男扮女装并把男主虐得死去活来的反派官梧，不仅如此，他还得到了一个非常猥琐的系统。　　绝世伪娘养成系统是什么鬼啊摔！　　作为文章前三分之一的伪?女主后三分之二的真?反派，不仅要勾搭男主，还要认真走剧情，官梧表示压力山大。尤其是他中途就弃坑了，并不造后面的剧情是神马好嘛摔！　　官梧一直觉得自己穿的这个角色已经是书里最大的反派了（都男扮女装欺骗男主感情了还不是终极反派？），结果没想到这本书里的主角和终极　那个曾经对他温言细语柔情似水的家伙一下子变成了占有欲爆棚的黑化痴汉是什么鬼啊！　　官梧尔康手——　　男主你造不造你崩了啊！　　外表温文儒雅内心黑化男主攻不是）　　主受，受脑子有坑，攻宠受，甜甜甜~传送门