城市套路深，我要回农村

The city routine is deep, I want to go back to the countryside

1 The urban routine is deep, I want to go back to the countryside

Tired of the urban feasting life.

Su Yu quit his job and returned to the countryside.

Bind the country live broadcast system.

Live the leisurely life in the country every day.

Plant flowers, walk dogs, and raise a big white snake.

Happy life.

But gradually, the audience in the live broadcast room realized that the anchor was unusual.

Fight the tiger with your bare hands.

Pull down the lightning and strike the wood.

Even the live broadcast turned over a bunch of robbers with a fire show.

The audience in the live broadcast room: “Anchor, to be honest, are you cultivating immortals behind our back?”

Su Yu: “How is it possible? How can the illusory things like Xiuxian really exist? Everyone must believe in science!”

Audience: “Then please explain, what happened to your rhubarb and Xiaobai?”

Su Yu looked back and found that the big yellow dog raised at home didn’t know when he had learned the art of flying into the sky, and he was riding the clouds in the yard.

As for the white snake, it has already begun to lose its skin and grow its dragon horns and limbs.

Su Yu: “Ah, trust me, I can definitely explain it with scientific methods!”

Audience: “Don’t explain, let’s take a look at the thunderclouds above your head. Du Jie simply said Du Jie, what kind of leather said it is a thunderstorm? The lightning of your thunderstorm is golden?”

Su Yu was embarrassed, but you didn’t expect it to be discovered by you.

Now that it was seen through, Su Yu didn’t pretend either.

Yes, I am a cultivator and I have a showdown!

Then, Su Yu, in front of the people all over the world, broke the thunder and ascended in daylight!

厌倦了都市灯红酒绿的生活。苏域辞掉工作回到农村。绑定乡村直播系统。每天直播一下在乡村的悠闲生活。种种花、溜溜狗、养一条大白蛇。生活乐逍遥。但渐渐地，直播间的观众发现这个主播不一般。徒手搏老虎。倒拔雷击木。甚至直播用一手火焰术秀翻了一帮劫匪。直播间观众：“主播，说老实话，你是不是在背着我们修仙？”苏域：“怎么可能？修仙那种虚无缥缈的事情怎么可能真实存在呢？大家要相信科学！”观众：“那请你解释一下，你家的大黄和小白是怎么回事？”苏域回头一看，这才发现家里养的那条大黄狗不知道什么时候已经学会了腾空之术，正在院子里腾云驾雾。至于那条白蛇，已经开始褪去蛇皮，长出龙角和四肢。苏域：“啊这，相信我，我一定可以用科学的方法去解释！”观众：“先别解释了，先看看你头上的雷云吧，渡劫干脆就说渡劫，吹什么牛皮说是雷阵雨？你家雷阵雨的雷电是金色的？”苏域尴尬，没想到还是被你们发现了。既然被识破了，苏域也不装了。没错，我是修仙者我摊牌了！接着，苏域就当着全世界人民的面，打破雷劫，白日飞升！               
              
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