第1章 重生洛基，乐子神启动！

Loki is reborn, and the God of Fun is activated!

[Marvel's parallel world][DC][Transformers][Hogwarts...][Happy God King+++]

Travel through the Loki Awakening System, and you will get rewards as long as you experience each fun moment. Are you happy today?

"Little Thor, suck suck suck, do a backflip."

"Loki! Why can you use Thor's hammer! No!"

"Do you need my help in remembering? Your good son."

“…”

"Come on, world, let's drink this cup of T-Virus Progenitor Puree."

"I'm free to do whatever I want, you can enjoy it."

"Hydras, our new slogan is... Kerosene Pigs' Teeth!"

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Gotham City, Arkham.

Harley Quinn wiped the corner of her mouth and left the room. The new billionaire, playboy, Iron Man Loki leaned back on the sofa, with smoke curling from his big cigar.

"This kind of employee benefits is really hard on me."

"Next, Sexy Catwoman..."

(Life is hard enough, so writing and illustrating is a pleasure. If this book helps me sleep, I will be honored.)

【漫威线有平行世界】【DC】【变形金刚】【霍格沃兹…】【神王快乐+++】
穿越洛基觉醒系统，只要经历一个个乐子，就能获得奖励，今天你快乐吗？
“小索尔嘬嘬嘬～表演个后空翻。”
“洛基！为什么你能用雷神之锤！不！”
“需要我帮忙回忆吗？为父的好大儿。”
“……”
“来，世界，干了这杯T病毒始祖原浆。”
“我随意，你尽兴。”
“九头蛇们，我们的新口号是…煤油猪牙！”
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哥谭市，阿卡姆。
小丑女擦着嘴角离开房间，新任百亿富翁，花花公子，钢铁侠洛基仰靠沙发，大雪茄缭绕烟雾。
“这种员工福利，真是苦了我呐。”
“下一位，性感猫女…”
（生活已经很辛苦，写文图一个乐呵，如果本书有助睡眠，那是我的荣幸。）