第1章 谢邀，人在斩妖司，遇到的都是逆天

Thanks for the invitation. In the Demon Slayer Division, all you encounter are heaven-defying things.

My name is Su Wuji, and it has been 22 years since I traveled to a world where demons have revived.

I thought I could live a peaceful life, but I found out that everyone in this world is mentally ill!

The demon who ate people was killed by me with one sword, but there are still people shouting "The demon's life is also a life"?

I'll slap you twice on the spot!

After joining the Demon Slayer Division, I became the most feared "Demon Smasher" in Jiangcheng.

A Nightcry demon is parasitizing villagers? Clear the screen with one strike!

The vampires are pretending to coexist peacefully? Just smack their mouths against the wall!

Rape and sell plasma? Cut off the power and punish with a baton!

I don’t care about the powerful, public opinion, or that bullshit “Demon Rights Protection Act.”

Demons should die!

Can't kill them all? Then kill them until they are extinct!

"Success doesn't have to be mine?"

Oh, success will definitely be mine!

(Invincible flow + decisive killing + violent face slapping, high energy throughout without boring moments, specially designed to deal with saintly bitches and demon lickers!)

我叫苏无忌，肉身穿越到妖魔复苏的世界已经22年了。

本以为能安稳度日，结果发现这世界的人脑子都有病！

妖魔吃人被我一刀斩灭，居然还有人高喊“妖魔的命也是命”？

我当场就给你两嘴巴！

加入斩妖司，我成了江城最令人闻风丧胆的“妖魔粉碎机”。

夜啼妖寄生村民？一刀清屏！

血族装逼搞和平共处？直接按墙上抽烂它的嘴！

人奸倒卖血浆？拉闸断电，甩棍伺候！

老子才不管什么权贵、什么舆论、什么狗屁《妖魔权益保护法案》。

妖魔就该死！

杀不完？那就杀到它们绝种为止！

“功成不必在我？”

呵，功成必定在我！

（无敌流+杀伐果断+暴爽打脸，全程高能无尿点，专治圣母婊和妖魔舔狗！）