我就看过小说广告，你让我拍钻石广告？

I have only seen novel ads, you want me to shoot diamond ads?

Chapter 1 I have only seen novel ads, and you want me to shoot a diamond ad?

After Chen Xiao traveled through time, he found himself a newcomer in the company's advertising department.
The leader asked him to shoot a diamond advertisement.
Originally, Chen Xiao was going to find a way to fool around.
But at this time, the system was activated! Chen Xiao directly obtained the master-level directing skills and the complete script of "Titanic"!
Diamond Company: I just asked you to shoot an advertisement, but you made it into a romantic movie? !
Ministry of Culture: Please help me shoot a drama promotional film, and your "Farewell My Concubine" directly amazed the world? !
Ministry of Science and Technology: I asked you to show the humanity of scientific and technological personnel, and you shot "Interstellar" to reap the global box office? !
But the audience was furious:
"The main character is dead, the main character is dead, except for the main character, everyone is dead!"
"Who bought the trending search for 'Farewell My Concubine, the sweetest drama in the world'? I watched it on New Year's Eve, what a deed!"
"You ripped off the cartoon too? Not even the children, Chen Daodao, are you still a human being!"
"Don't you feel guilty? Your money, your award, your company and base are all our tears!"
"The new movie will be released during the Spring Festival?! Big brother, I'm honest, please let me go!"
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(Later, "Kung Fu", set up a company to shoot "The Truman Show", and also produced "The Magic Chef Xiao Fugui" and "Home with Kids", etc.)

陈潇穿越后，发现自己成为公司广告部新人。 领导让他拍一个钻石广告。 原本陈潇准备想办法糊弄过去。 可这时系统激活！陈潇直接获得了大师级导演技术和《泰坦尼克号》的完整剧本！ 钻石公司：我只是让你拍个广告，你给拍成爱情片天花板？！ 文化部：请你帮忙拍个戏剧宣传片，你拍的《霸王别姬》直接惊艳世界？！ 科技部：找你展现科技人员的人情味，你拍《星际穿越》收割全球票房？！ 可观众却炸了： “主角嘎了，主角嘎了，除了主角都嘎了！” “谁TMD买的‘霸王别姬，绝世甜剧’的热搜？老子除夕晚上看的啊，不当人啊！” “动画片也刀了一片？连孩子都不放过，陈刀刀，你还是个人吗！” “你的良心不会痛吗？你的钱，你的奖，你的公司和基地，全都是我们的泪啊！” “新片春节档上映？！大哥，已老实，求放过！” …… （后面是《功夫》，成立公司拍《楚门的世界》，顺带制作《神厨小福贵》《家有儿女》等等。） 主角：陈潇