第2章 被邓布利多扒了马甲

Dumbledore stripped him of his vest

"Dumbledore, hasn’t he already graduated? Why is he back at school?"  
"Oh, Severus, don’t be so nervous. He’s the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor!"  
"Damn it! If I catch him using a cauldron to cook hot pot at school again, I swear I’ll duel him!"  

...  

"You are the worst class I have ever taught!"  
"But, Professor… isn’t this your first class?"  

...  

"Miss Granger, as the study committee leader, you’ll guide everyone to read by the Black Lake every morning."  
"Mr. Potter, as the sports committee leader, after reading, take them for a run around the Black Lake!"  

...  

"The countdown to the O.W.L. exams is 100 days!"  
"Break the cauldrons, sink the boats—fight for full marks on the O.W.L.s!"  

Douglas Holmes, a Hufflepuff with an Eastern soul, returns to Hogwarts three years after graduation to apply for a teaching position—  
and brings a whole new style to the school.  

“邓布利多，他不是都毕业了吗，为什么又会出现在学校！”
“哦，西弗勒斯别紧张，他是新任的黑魔法防御课教授！”
“哦，该死，要是再让我看到他在学校用坩埚吃火锅，我就跟他决斗。”
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“你们是我带过最差的一届！”
“可是，教授，这不是你第一次上课吗？”
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“格兰杰小姐，你是学习委员，每天早上要带领他们在黑湖边上早读。”
“破特先生，你是体育委员，每天早读结束后，带着他们绕着黑湖跑一圈！”
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“O.W.L考试倒计时一百天”
“破釜沉舟，搏他个O.W.L全优！”
道格拉斯·福尔摩斯，一个有着东方灵魂的赫奇帕奇。毕业三年后，重新返校应聘教授，给霍格沃茨再次带来了不一样的风采。

#2Dumbledore stripped him of his vest