第1章 弟子李玄霄，请掌门赴死！！

Disciple Li Xuanxiao, please let the master die! !

First Senior Brother is a hopeless romantic, Second Senior Brother carries a deep-seated blood feud. Third Senior Sister is caught in a love-hate cycle with the Demon Lord across three lifetimes, and Fourth Senior Sister is a femme fatale.

The Sect Leader left the sect for love, while the Martial Uncle fell into demonic cultivation for the woman he loved…

Neither immortal nor heroic, just handsome men and beautiful women playing house.

Only the Little Junior Brother is reliable, upholding the sect while dedicating himself to profound cultivation.

The heavens stretch vast and mighty, my Dao shall prosper!

With righteousness in his heart, grand ambitions, and the fate of the world as his responsibility—

“Disciple Li Xuanxiao, requesting the Sect Leader to die!!”

“……”

The Empress: “Open your eyes and look at me. I don’t believe your eyes are truly empty.”

Li Xuanxiao’s eyes widened like bronze bells.

The Empress: “For you, I would rather bury the entire world with me.”

Li Xuanxiao backhanded her with a slap: “What did the common people do to you?!”

“…….”

Blood Demon Patriarch: “Should evil truly deserve death?”

Li Xuanxiao: “If you don’t die, then do I have to?! Hurry up and die!!”

“……”

By chance, he encounters a gravely injured demoness—stunningly beautiful.

Li Xuanxiao: “Let’s see if my poison can’t kill you!!”

“Take my sword and feel a thousand holes piercing through you!!”

“…..”

Li Xuanxiao transmigrated one day—no system, no chosen one destiny, only the relentless pursuit of immortality.

But the sect is a bit unreliable.

First Senior Brother constantly attempts su*cide because of unrequited love.

Third Senior Sister brings the Demon Lord right into the sect.

His master, stuck in puberty, ran away for love.

Little Junior Sister is determined to seduce him.

The Empress sees him as her dream lover.

【无系统+慢热+稳健+搞笑轻松】
大师兄恋爱脑，二师兄身负血海深仇。
三师姐三生轮回与魔君相爱相杀，四师姐白莲花。
掌门为爱离宗出走，师叔因为心爱的女人深入魔道.....
既不仙，也不侠，俊男美女过家家。
唯有小师弟靠谱且维持宗门，一心玄修。
诸天气荡荡，我道日兴隆！
一身正气，远大抱负，天下苍生为己任。
“弟子李玄霄，请掌门赴死！！”
“......”
女帝：你睁开眼睛看看我，我不信你两眼空空。
李玄霄瞪得像铜铃。
女帝：“为了你，寡人宁可让这天下百姓全部陪葬。”
李玄霄反手一个嘴巴：“天下百姓招你惹你了！！”
“.......”
血魔老祖：“邪就该死吗？”
李玄霄：“你不死我死吗？速速受死！！”
“......”
无意中遇见重伤的妖女，美艳无双。
李玄霄：看我下毒毒不死你！！
吃我一剑，捅你一万个透明窟窿！！
“.....”
李玄霄一朝穿越，没有系统，不是气运之子，一心只为追求长生大道。
奈何宗门有点不靠谱，大师兄因为爱而不得，三天两头的闹自杀。
三师姐把魔君带到宗门。
师父青春期，为爱离宗出走。
小师妹一心想要攻略自己。
女帝视自己为梦中情人。
魔教女皇准备强行占有他。
李玄霄表示这仙修的太难了。